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atomtengeralattjaro wrote:also, Shakespeare.

funny impression of keja that was said by one handsome purple emu

you weren't an emu back then! you were temp keja!
and temp keja doesn't exist anymore, so i can steal his jokes.

temp keja was one handsome purple emu...I miss temp keja...

btw what happened to keja?

I'm a trashcan.

Sorry.

Anyway, I love them awards, haven't won one since that "biggest manboobs" I got las week

...o.O

dewero wrote:btw what happened to keja?

I killed him. I then took half of his body and chopped it up into small pieces I let dry out and put the dry keja pieces into a tea bag and brewed some tea. The other half of him I used as an ingredient to make crumpets.

I then proceeded to sit and drink kejatea and eat kejacrumpets while listening to David Bowie and reading Shakespeare.

The Englishmanizational Rite! It has been banished for centuries, for it is all powerful and sacred and cursed!!

assdef wrote:

dewero wrote:btw what happened to keja?

I killed him. I then took half of his body and chopped it up into small pieces I let dry out and put the dry keja pieces into a tea bag and brewed some tea. The other half of him I used as an ingredient to make crumpets.

I then proceeded to sit and drink kejatea and eat kejacrumpets while listening to David Bowie and reading Shakespeare.

Well why didn't you invite me?