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I'm not in love so I'm not stupid.
Are you in love with Dodge?

Not officially. But I'm stupid anyway...

What do you mean, officially?

Oh stop being so negative... Really.. It's annoying.

Arkannine wrote:What do you mean, officially?

I don't think Dodge loves me back...

Why, does he dodge whenever he sees you in the hall?

No, Dodge is just a made-up name for him. To keep it a secret.

But now he knows

How?

I really don't know... whoever told him is pretty much a dead person, considering the fact that I'm aggressive in these situations.

Don't let him kiss you! That's how you get pregnant!

No it's not. I know a lot more about that stuff than 12-year-olds should.

Don't trust bouys! They're weighted but thy still float!

Until a big fat lady lays on top of em.

Aye... it's not over 'till the fat lady sings

What if there is no fat lady?

A fatman then.

What if this is underwater and there are only fish?

Why are you asking me all these questions? I'm not the old wise person who knows everything. I've never even heard of that situation before, and yet you expect me to answer it. I'll just go cry and make a sammich in the kitchen...

keja wrote:What if this is underwater and there are only fish?

fish are tasty.

ThingerDudes wrote:

keja wrote:What if this is underwater and there are only fish?

fish are tasty.

mmm, sushi...