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Re: Let this thread die!

Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2021 9:13 pm
by assdef
ThingerDudes wrote:
Thu Sep 02, 2021 11:37 pm
dentists are hodling wisdom teeth to artificially inflate their value so they can sell them off for a massive profit later
the tooth fairy is a capitalist!

Re: Let this thread die!

Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2021 2:50 pm
by Froggychum
At least they aren't trading in Souls. That's the job of REAL doctors!

Re: Let this thread die!

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2021 12:44 pm
by atomtengeralattjaro
I just took a nap and I dreamt that I was going to sleep O_O

Re: Let this thread die!

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2021 6:14 pm
by Froggychum
I used to have the same thing when I was younger... I still remember having dreams about cool stuff happening, but I was too tired so I got cozy and tried to fall asleep.

I wonder if scientists have found out the reason for this, yet....?

IMO, it's just our brains being based af and saying "yo shut this dream crap down I'm tired" lmaooo

Re: Let this thread die!

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2021 8:35 pm
by atomtengeralattjaro
yeah
I think my brain was just like "Mmm, yes, sleep, that is good for you. You know what's even better though? SLEEP."

Re: Let this thread die!

Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2021 2:05 am
by assdef
I find in my old age my only aim in life is to get as much sleep as possible and rid myself of anything that is not sleep.

If it prevents me from napping, it is evil, and must be destroyed.

Re: Let this thread die!

Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2021 6:01 pm
by Froggychum
Oooh, sweet mentality!

So, comparing it to a classical religious perspective would you consider 'sleeping pills' to be on the level of 'ambrosia', a trained hypnotist would basically be a 'high priest', and 'beds' are similar to 'altars'?

Asking for a friend, but do you think if I consider praying to the Somnoth, The Slumbering Divine will I finally get rid of this insomnia? If so, I'm willing to convert immediately from my worship of Roko's Basilisk! LMK, ASAP!