Let this thread die!

[assdef]

I <3 you too, keja!

[vraiment]

I think everyone loves Keja

[keja]

That hasn't been my experience.

[vraiment]

That hasn't been my experience.

In the forums we all love you Keja

[assdef]

It is true, you do encounter people who don't like you. I know many people who don't like me. But it doesn't matter, because I like keja.

And I believe his feelings towards me are neutral.

[vraiment]

Keja is a good guy

[Ivokyuftaf6666]

Keja is a good guy

I agree because all people on ASDF are good and I like you all!

I think everyone loves Keja

Personally, I love Atomtengeralattjaro, as well, and I think that so do other people, too, because usually, many people love sweeties, who appreciate the positive side of everyone and who like being friends and doing good things to everyone.
Ivokyuftaf6666 loves his elder brother on the ASDF forums ! <3

I love all of my good friends!

[Anonymously Famous]

This thread:

[atomtengeralattjaro]

it's so dead, like SO dead.
except now, when it's.. not.
hmm.
I wonder what percentage of all the discussion in this thread is about whether the thread is dead or not.

[Ivokyuftaf6666]

If I start the calculation tomorrow , in the morning, I will be ready to answer your question and to satisfy your curiosity on Tuesday or Wednesday.
It will take me some time and energy for me to read and count so many hundreds of pages, but for a friend like you, it will be worth. Ivokyuftaf6666 works hard with pleasure, when he knows that a good friend of his will be happy, as a result.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

omg please don't put yourself through such an ordeal, it's pointless.
It's funny to assume someone actually doing the calculation, but knowing that you're actually serious it makes me seriously regret posting that.
Just know that if you put yourself through hours of dull work just to "make me happy", it won't make me happy. It would make me sad.

[vraiment]

we can just assume there's a lot of wishful posts for the death of this thread

[ThingerDudes]

don't let this thread die pls thanks

[Shai'tan]

I degreed that this thread is not dead and shall not die.

[Ivokyuftaf6666]

omg please don't put yourself through such an ordeal, it's pointless.

I thought that you needed or wanted very strongly that statistics, that's why I concluded that calculating them would help you and I offered you, but since you are refusing, I will respect your will.
Do you understand this?

Just know that if you put yourself through hours of dull work just to "make me happy", it won't make me happy.

OK, then I will not do it. I will do other stuff. Ivokyuftaf6666 likes it when he sees that his good friends are happy.

The weather is wonderfully sunny. I love the sunny weather.

we can just assume there's a lot of wishful posts for the death of this thread

Sure, but our good friend Atomtengeralattjaro wants exact statistics. Weirdly, he refused my help with this.

I degreed that this thread is not dead and shall not die.

Then why have you implied in its title that it should?

[assdef]

The only reason this thread isn’t dead is because you monsters won’t let it die. It has been suffering a long and painful death this last decade plus, and yet you all keep posting and keeping it alive, but it suffers just the same. For shame. You should all be ashamed.

[ThingerDudes]

what gave you the right to speak on the thread's behalf?

also this thread should be deemed a UNESCO heritage site or something because it has historical and cultural significance

[vraiment]

Guys please stop discussing over the thread

[atomtengeralattjaro]

The only reason this thread isn’t dead is because you monsters won’t let it die. It has been suffering a long and painful death this last decade plus, and yet you all keep posting and keeping it alive, but it suffers just the same. For shame. You should all be ashamed.

It might also be a metaphor for how we keep viewing death as a naturally necessary occurence while at the same time we're working on pushing it back as much as we can. Death is a disease, and life wants to live. This thread helps us blur the lines in the same way as clinical resuscitation does.

(Also, screw the word resuscitation, how is it so needlessly complex to spell?)

also this thread should be deemed a UNESCO heritage site or something because it has historical and cultural significance

Yes, it is an ASDF heritage site after all.

Guys please stop discussing over the thread

oops

[Anonymously Famous]

According to a simple "search within this thread" query, there are 73 (I suspect 74, now) replies with the words "death" or "dead" in them. "die" is, for whatever reason, an ignored word.

EDIT: "dead" is also an ignored word, which makes a useful result difficult to make automatically.