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He's a good friend of mine.

I admit officially, that I do not have sense of humor at all. Thanks to all people on ASDF for being friendly to me despite this fact.

Ivokyuftaf6666 wrote: ↑

Wed Sep 12, 2018 3:39 am

I admit officially, that I do not have sense of humor at all. Thanks to all people on ASDF for being friendly to me despite this fact.

That's okay, we all have our shortcomings

Except you, ML, you left yours at home again

You can borrow my longcomings, if you need to.

I get enough sleep and wake up early in most mornings. This morning, I woke up very early.

Good morning to everyone.

assdef wrote: ↑

Sun Sep 16, 2018 1:21 am

You can borrow my longcomings, if you need to.

That's okay, I brought a spare pair of mediumcomings so I'm equipped for both short and long needs

If you're fine with a sub par solution to every problem, sure.

But then again, being under par is meant to be a good thing.

They're less like sub-par comings and more like swiss army comings - good for every situation but requiring a master's degree in engineering to figure it out

I wonder if goings are as complex as comings.

But come on, pocket knives are not that hard. You can usually figure out how to open all the functions in a mere decade of use. (But then it locks in place and you need a conference of experts to close it again.)

There's a Swiss Army now? I thought Switzerland was forever neutral?

Nah I'm pretty sure it's just knives. The knives are smart and versatile enough on their own to not need any soldiers. They are strong and independent knives.

Knives are dangerous and violent, though. I dunno. The whole thing seems fishy to me.

We should ban those knives so the Swiss can only arm themselves with caustic acids.

How very "Phantom of the Opera" that would be!

Yeah I'd like to throw acid on Andrew Lloyd Webber's face too.

Let's be honest, who among us doesn't want to throw acid on Andrew Lloyd Weber's face from time to time?

pls don't throw acid on people's faces it is illegal

ThingerDudes wrote: ↑

Tue Oct 16, 2018 1:05 am

pls don't throw acid on people's faces it is illegal

I think there's placers where is not strictly illegal (like calling a scripted language without the --strict directive, you get me...)

Ml08180 wrote: ↑

Wed Oct 03, 2018 4:52 pm

Let's be honest, who among us doesn't want to throw acid on Andrew Lloyd Weber's face from time to time?

I don't because I don't know who is he

vraiment wrote: ↑

Tue Oct 16, 2018 5:20 am

Ml08180 wrote: ↑

Wed Oct 03, 2018 4:52 pm

Let's be honest, who among us doesn't want to throw acid on Andrew Lloyd Weber's face from time to time?

I don't because I don't know who is he

He wrote the score for a lot of musicals