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Jesus has five letters

What else has five letters?

Illuminati if you only count the vowels

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Uly wrote:Seltzer is way worse for your teeth, actually.

Worse than water maybe, but not worse than Coke. I'm more worried about the sugar. It fuels my diabeetus.

Ah. I know a few people with the with the diabetes.
Let us take time for collective feels.

Hands off the merch

Ah. I see.

Welcome to ASDF Forums™, please do not tap on the glass.

If this thread ever does die though, does that mean we've reached the end of the conditional loop that holds together the universe? If someone necroposts does that mean the universe reasserts itself? Is the Infinite 20K Thread a redundancy given to us by the benevolent asdf to prevent T H E E N D O F A L L T H I N G S ? There are questions here that need answering.

Ml08180 wrote:If this thread ever does die though, does that mean we've reached the end of the conditional loop that holds together the universe?

No it just means that people obeyed the orders of the title of the thread. That's about it.

Ml08180 wrote: If someone necroposts does that mean the universe reasserts itself?

N/A given previous answer.

Ml08180 wrote:Is the Infinite 20K Thread a redundancy given to us by the benevolent asdf to prevent T H E E N D O F A L L T H I N G S ?

No it was infinite because Tom said so. I miss Tom

ThingerDudes wrote: I miss Tom

Don't worry I'm here.

I'm not entirely certain how that post ended up on this page but I'm going to assume it's because I have sixteen tabs open, five of which are this forum.

All my tabs are in this forum because I have one tab open

Uly wrote:Don't drink vinegar

been there done that

Ml08180 wrote:I'm not entirely certain how that post ended up on this page but I'm going to assume it's because I have sixteen tabs open, five of which are this forum

I have 8 counting pinned tabs and 2 are this forum

Uly wrote:Seltzer is way worse for your teeth, actually.

I don't think that's true? Soda has like acid in it that breaks down your enamel

I'm just departing what I heard on the internet and I have no idea why

One of my open tabs is a search on my posts.

For the great is is is hunt?

just scrolling through until you find it?

Starting in Jan 2012

probably before may 2014. Btw theres posts i dont remember making or hardly understand
edit: my first quote is April 13, 2014 I dont know about the other ones
edit2: Jan 25, 2012 and Feb 01, 2012

MTG09 wrote:just scrolling through until you find it?

Until I found a pattern, and confirmed that you don't need to be logged in to search posts. Then I just scripted it until I found it.