Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:11 pm
I don't know, can you? Give it a whirl 
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:15 pm
ok here goes... why does that make me your hero??
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:24 pm
*Applause*
The answer is a secret.
[size=0]There are not too many things a girl could enjoy choking on and male parts are definitely not topping the list.[/size]
The answer is a secret.
[size=0]There are not too many things a girl could enjoy choking on and male parts are definitely not topping the list.[/size]
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:32 pm
hahahahaha! XD
but what about nymphos?
but what about nymphos?
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:33 pm
they suck, I guess?
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:39 pm
ahhhh......
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:03 pm
WTF!!!
Who wants to sing?
Who wants to sing?
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:07 pm
I DOOOO!!!!!!
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:29 pm
We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster!
Rock Asdf!!!
Rock Asdf!!!
We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a Rock Asdf!!!
Rock Asdf!!!
Rock Asdf!!!
((High Pitched)) Rock Asdf!!!
Rock Asdf!!!
Rock Asdf!!!
Commotion in the ocean
His air hose broke!
Lots of troubles!
Lots of bubbles!
He was in a jam!
(He wa)s'in a giant clam!!!
Rock, Rock
Rock Asdf!!!
Down, down...
Underneath the waves
Mermaids wavin'
Wavin' to mermen
Wavin' sea fans
Sea horses sailin'
Dolphins wailin'
Rock Asdf!!!
((High Pitched)) Rock Asdf!!!
Rock Asdf!!!
Rock Asdf!!!
Oooo aah!
Oooo aah!
Red snappers snappin'
Oooo aah!
Clam shells clappin'
Oooo aah!
Muscles flexin'
Oooo aah!
Flippers flippin'
Oooo aah!
Rock, Rock,
Rock Asdf!!!Down! Down!
ASDF... Rock
ASDF... Rock
Let's rock!!!
Boys and bikinis
Girls and surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's frugin'
Twistin' round the fire
Havin' fun!
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun!
Put on your noseguard
Hit on the Lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter
Here comes a stingray
There goes a mantaray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dogfish
Chased by a catfish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha!
There goes a narwhal
HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!
ASDF rock asdf
Rock Asdf!!!
ASDF rock ay ay ah ah
Rock Asdf!!!
ASDF rock asdf
Rock Asdf!!!
ASDF rock ay ay ah ah oo
Rock Asdf!!!
Ay ay ah ah oo
Ay ay ah ah oo
B-52 works for jkl; 'cause he chaged asdf to lobster u.u
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster!
Rock Asdf!!!
Rock Asdf!!!
We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a Rock Asdf!!!
Rock Asdf!!!
Rock Asdf!!!
((High Pitched)) Rock Asdf!!!
Rock Asdf!!!
Rock Asdf!!!
Commotion in the ocean
His air hose broke!
Lots of troubles!
Lots of bubbles!
He was in a jam!
(He wa)s'in a giant clam!!!
Rock, Rock
Rock Asdf!!!
Down, down...
Underneath the waves
Mermaids wavin'
Wavin' to mermen
Wavin' sea fans
Sea horses sailin'
Dolphins wailin'
Rock Asdf!!!
((High Pitched)) Rock Asdf!!!
Rock Asdf!!!
Rock Asdf!!!
Oooo aah!
Oooo aah!
Red snappers snappin'
Oooo aah!
Clam shells clappin'
Oooo aah!
Muscles flexin'
Oooo aah!
Flippers flippin'
Oooo aah!
Rock, Rock,
Rock Asdf!!!Down! Down!
ASDF... Rock
ASDF... Rock
Let's rock!!!
Boys and bikinis
Girls and surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's frugin'
Twistin' round the fire
Havin' fun!
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun!
Put on your noseguard
Hit on the Lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter
Here comes a stingray
There goes a mantaray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dogfish
Chased by a catfish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha!
There goes a narwhal
HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!
ASDF rock asdf
Rock Asdf!!!
ASDF rock ay ay ah ah
Rock Asdf!!!
ASDF rock asdf
Rock Asdf!!!
ASDF rock ay ay ah ah oo
Rock Asdf!!!
Ay ay ah ah oo
Ay ay ah ah oo
B-52 works for jkl; 'cause he chaged asdf to lobster u.u
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:03 pm
They're special cases of course!hobobuster wrote:hahahahaha! XD
but what about nymphos?
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:21 pm
well what if its a REALLY REALLY small penis and theres no way you could choke on it?
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:24 pm
If it's a real small penis what's the girl doing down there in the first place??
Just kidding. Unless the guy keeps up with the grooming as much as he pushes the girl to, I have no problem with the idea. 
Just kidding. Unless the guy keeps up with the grooming as much as he pushes the girl to, I have no problem with the idea. Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:29 pm
yeah ugh. i hate pubes. i always stay trimmed. and i always pray that the girl does too.
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:29 pm
oh. and i dont really have a tiny penis. 
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:30 pm
Haha, I'm surrrre. *cough*
But in that case you shouldn't have any problems.
But in that case you shouldn't have any problems.
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:55 pm
@_@
Omg, i love this conversation. *watches intently*
Omg, i love this conversation. *watches intently*
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:56 pm
What did i miss what did i miss... oh ya my head *looks at avatar* i'll miss you head
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:59 pm
Haha. As we're learning here, head isn't always as important as it's made out 
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:01 pm
@_@ *snorts*
What is it with guys and this fixation with oral sex??
What is it with guys and this fixation with oral sex??
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:03 pm
Not quite sure. Some day we'll know, hopefully.