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All things asdf (and anything else)
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Post by Kellizaber » Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:11 pm

I don't know, can you? Give it a whirl :)
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Post by Peemore » Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:15 pm

ok here goes... why does that make me your hero?? :)
soloman wrote:damn.

are you like a pimp or something?

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Post by Kellizaber » Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:24 pm

*Applause*

The answer is a secret.

[size=0]There are not too many things a girl could enjoy choking on and male parts are definitely not topping the list.[/size]
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Post by hobobuster » Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:32 pm

hahahahaha! XD

but what about nymphos?
Come read my new book coming out soon!
http://www.writerscafe.org/writing/hobobuster/837505/

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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:33 pm

they suck, I guess?
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Post by hobobuster » Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:39 pm

:shock:



ahhhh......
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Post by Yuryeong » Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:03 pm

WTF!!!

Who wants to sing?
I wrote:Hey, you! Why you keep calling yourself "I"???

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Post by hobobuster » Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:07 pm

I DOOOO!!!!!!
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Post by Yuryeong » Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:29 pm

We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster!

Rock Asdf!!!

Rock Asdf!!!

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a Rock Asdf!!!

Rock Asdf!!!
Rock Asdf!!!
((High Pitched)) Rock Asdf!!!

Rock Asdf!!!
Rock Asdf!!!

Commotion in the ocean
His air hose broke!
Lots of troubles!
Lots of bubbles!
He was in a jam!
(He wa)s'in a giant clam!!!

Rock, Rock

Rock Asdf!!!
Down, down...

Underneath the waves
Mermaids wavin'
Wavin' to mermen
Wavin' sea fans
Sea horses sailin'
Dolphins wailin'

Rock Asdf!!!
((High Pitched)) Rock Asdf!!!

Rock Asdf!!!
Rock Asdf!!!
Oooo aah!
Oooo aah!
Red snappers snappin'
Oooo aah!
Clam shells clappin'
Oooo aah!
Muscles flexin'
Oooo aah!
Flippers flippin'
Oooo aah!

Rock, Rock,
Rock Asdf!!!Down! Down!

ASDF... Rock
ASDF... Rock

Let's rock!!!

Boys and bikinis
Girls and surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's frugin'

Twistin' round the fire
Havin' fun!

Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun!

Put on your noseguard
Hit on the Lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stingray
There goes a mantaray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dogfish
Chased by a catfish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha!
There goes a narwhal
HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!

ASDF rock asdf
Rock Asdf!!!
ASDF rock ay ay ah ah
Rock Asdf!!!
ASDF rock asdf
Rock Asdf!!!
ASDF rock ay ay ah ah oo
Rock Asdf!!!
Ay ay ah ah oo
Ay ay ah ah oo


B-52 works for jkl; 'cause he chaged asdf to lobster u.u
I wrote:Hey, you! Why you keep calling yourself "I"???

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Post by Kellizaber » Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:03 pm

hobobuster wrote:hahahahaha! XD

but what about nymphos?
They're special cases of course!
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Post by Peemore » Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:21 pm

well what if its a REALLY REALLY small penis and theres no way you could choke on it?























































:oops:
soloman wrote:damn.

are you like a pimp or something?

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Post by Kellizaber » Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:24 pm

If it's a real small penis what's the girl doing down there in the first place??









:o Just kidding. Unless the guy keeps up with the grooming as much as he pushes the girl to, I have no problem with the idea. :P
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Post by Peemore » Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:29 pm

yeah ugh. i hate pubes. i always stay trimmed. and i always pray that the girl does too.
soloman wrote:damn.

are you like a pimp or something?

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Post by Peemore » Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:29 pm

oh. and i dont really have a tiny penis. :lol:
soloman wrote:damn.

are you like a pimp or something?

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Post by Kellizaber » Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:30 pm

Haha, I'm surrrre. *cough*

But in that case you shouldn't have any problems.
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Post by FeedSpider » Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:55 pm

@_@
Omg, i love this conversation. *watches intently*
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Post by Sup-95 » Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:56 pm

What did i miss what did i miss... oh ya my head *looks at avatar* i'll miss you head
I know the break down everything will shake now some day
Tell me again of my awake now maybe

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Post by Kellizaber » Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:59 pm

Haha. As we're learning here, head isn't always as important as it's made out O_O
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Post by FeedSpider » Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:01 pm

@_@ *snorts*
What is it with guys and this fixation with oral sex??
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Post by Kellizaber » Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:03 pm

:roll: Not quite sure. Some day we'll know, hopefully.
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