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Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 1:49 pm
by atomtengeralattjaro
ThingerDudes wrote: ↑Tue Aug 14, 2018 12:20 am
pachebel's cannon should be a literary thingamajig like chekhov's gun
Yes, and it should mean the principle that every post in a thread should make you feel inadequate about your classical music knowledge.
Or maybe not. There is, after all, more than one way to fillet a red herring using Occam's razor.
Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2018 11:17 pm
by Froggychum
okay stop or i destroy the left using pure evolutionary logic
Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2018 5:23 pm
by Ml08180
atomtengeralattjaro wrote: ↑Tue Aug 14, 2018 1:49 pm
ThingerDudes wrote: ↑Tue Aug 14, 2018 12:20 am
pachebel's cannon should be a literary thingamajig like chekhov's gun
Yes, and it should mean the principle that every post in a thread should make you feel inadequate about your classical music knowledge.
Or maybe not. There is, after all, more than one way to fillet a red herring using Occam's razor.
Jesus shaves
Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 1:43 pm
by Froggychum
man how old is that comedy? in these days you gotta be rapidfyre with dem laffs
i couldnt stand it for 10s which is what they say the window is
Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 6:02 pm
by Ml08180
It's taken from one of David Sedaris' books so it wasn't really meant for stand-up. Also that's pretty fast by NPR standards
Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2018 5:43 am
by assdef
Ml08180 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 29, 2018 5:23 pm
atomtengeralattjaro wrote: ↑Tue Aug 14, 2018 1:49 pm
ThingerDudes wrote: ↑Tue Aug 14, 2018 12:20 am
pachebel's cannon should be a literary thingamajig like chekhov's gun
Yes, and it should mean the principle that every post in a thread should make you feel inadequate about your classical music knowledge.
Or maybe not. There is, after all, more than one way to fillet a red herring using Occam's razor.
Jesus shaves
TL;DW
Also, Jesus has sooooo much beard.
Here,
here,
here,
here, and
here.
Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2018 3:15 pm
by Ml08180
white jesus must not be a fan of razors
Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2018 3:41 pm
by keja
I can take them or leave them.
Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2018 4:37 am
by Ml08180
What if you take half now and put the rest in a high-interest shaving savings account?
Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2018 8:09 pm
by atomtengeralattjaro
That account wouldn't account for much, on account of the bank shaving off their bank fees from your shavings...
Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2018 5:40 pm
by Ml08180
sounds like those shaving savings I've been slaving for got sliced into
Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2018 12:25 am
by ThingerDudes
banks are a scam anyway use your shavings for the now because that beard looks patchy
Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2018 8:35 am
by atomtengeralattjaro
Patching a patchy beard with shavings? is that a Life Hack ™ ?
Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2018 2:38 am
by Ml08180
Just an update patch to fix the bugs
Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2018 7:26 pm
by assdef
They are not bugs. They are features.
Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2018 8:08 pm
by atomtengeralattjaro
All insects are features, but not all features are insects.
Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 5:49 am
by vraiment
so if humans are maggots, then some humans are features?
Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2018 1:23 am
by assdef
Yes, once they exit the larva stage, they become features.
Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2018 6:30 pm
by Ml08180
You can tell the difference by the wing to leg ratio
Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 1:09 am
by Uly
I feel like a lot more people in my generation have become a lot less trusting of banks and other financial institutions since the 2008 mortgage crisis
