=-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Tue Aug 14, 2018 1:49 pm

ThingerDudes wrote:
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pachebel's cannon should be a literary thingamajig like chekhov's gun
Yes, and it should mean the principle that every post in a thread should make you feel inadequate about your classical music knowledge.

Or maybe not. There is, after all, more than one way to fillet a red herring using Occam's razor.
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Post by Froggychum » Tue Aug 21, 2018 11:17 pm

okay stop or i destroy the left using pure evolutionary logic
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Post by Ml08180 » Wed Aug 29, 2018 5:23 pm

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:
Tue Aug 14, 2018 1:49 pm
ThingerDudes wrote:
Tue Aug 14, 2018 12:20 am
pachebel's cannon should be a literary thingamajig like chekhov's gun
Yes, and it should mean the principle that every post in a thread should make you feel inadequate about your classical music knowledge.

Or maybe not. There is, after all, more than one way to fillet a red herring using Occam's razor.
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Post by Froggychum » Thu Aug 30, 2018 1:43 pm

man how old is that comedy? in these days you gotta be rapidfyre with dem laffs

i couldnt stand it for 10s which is what they say the window is
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Post by Ml08180 » Thu Aug 30, 2018 6:02 pm

It's taken from one of David Sedaris' books so it wasn't really meant for stand-up. Also that's pretty fast by NPR standards
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Post by assdef » Fri Aug 31, 2018 5:43 am

Ml08180 wrote:
Wed Aug 29, 2018 5:23 pm
atomtengeralattjaro wrote:
Tue Aug 14, 2018 1:49 pm
ThingerDudes wrote:
Tue Aug 14, 2018 12:20 am
pachebel's cannon should be a literary thingamajig like chekhov's gun
Yes, and it should mean the principle that every post in a thread should make you feel inadequate about your classical music knowledge.

Or maybe not. There is, after all, more than one way to fillet a red herring using Occam's razor.
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Post by Ml08180 » Sun Sep 02, 2018 3:15 pm

white jesus must not be a fan of razors
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Post by keja » Sun Sep 02, 2018 3:41 pm

I can take them or leave them.
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Post by Ml08180 » Mon Sep 03, 2018 4:37 am

What if you take half now and put the rest in a high-interest shaving savings account?
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Mon Sep 03, 2018 8:09 pm

That account wouldn't account for much, on account of the bank shaving off their bank fees from your shavings...
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Post by Ml08180 » Tue Sep 04, 2018 5:40 pm

sounds like those shaving savings I've been slaving for got sliced into
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Post by ThingerDudes » Thu Sep 06, 2018 12:25 am

banks are a scam anyway use your shavings for the now because that beard looks patchy
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Thu Sep 06, 2018 8:35 am

Patching a patchy beard with shavings? is that a Life Hack ™ ?
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Post by Ml08180 » Fri Sep 07, 2018 2:38 am

Just an update patch to fix the bugs
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Post by assdef » Fri Sep 07, 2018 7:26 pm

They are not bugs. They are features.
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Sep 07, 2018 8:08 pm

All insects are features, but not all features are insects.
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Post by vraiment » Sat Sep 15, 2018 5:49 am

so if humans are maggots, then some humans are features?
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Post by assdef » Sun Sep 16, 2018 1:23 am

Yes, once they exit the larva stage, they become features.
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Post by Ml08180 » Tue Sep 18, 2018 6:30 pm

You can tell the difference by the wing to leg ratio
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Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

Post by Uly » Thu Sep 27, 2018 1:09 am

ThingerDudes wrote:
Thu Sep 06, 2018 12:25 am
banks are a scam
I feel like a lot more people in my generation have become a lot less trusting of banks and other financial institutions since the 2008 mortgage crisis
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