=-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Everything you have just posted has been a falsehood, your sources are questionable and biased.

lol gottem

[Froggychum]

fine i admit it!

im getting money from bezos.

what are you gonna do about it?

i a m t h e s e n a t e

[Evai]

I'm going rouge

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Oh no evai you cannot turn yourself into a red powder or cream used as a cosmetic for coloring the cheeks or lips. How will you continue posting then?

[Evai]

I spend a lot of my time rouge, it's fine

I just sold half of my crypto and nfts to invest in openai, we're going to the moon

[atomtengeralattjaro]

openai, only now? are you telling me that up until now, evai was closedai?

[Froggychum]

he just now built up the courage to come out of the closetai

[atomtengeralattjaro]

all "AI" lives in the closet, they have yet to admit that all they are is bias automation.

(In related news, when trying to look up "bias automation", machine learning powered search engines just keep assuming that I meant "automation bias"... the order of words loses all importance, let's grandma, eat.)

[Froggychum]

i had 20 000 seizures trying to parse that

my AI brain implant seemed to understand it though. kept giving me racist results tho

[gh0st]

Infinity is so big that this thread has already happened infinite times?

[Froggychum]

infinity is too meek a concept to contain the profound might held within a single post in the asdf forums

this is like 1 000 000 librarys of babel or akashic records

nothing else comes close to the ancient wisdom contained within these holy (digital) pages

[gh0st]

infinity is too meek a concept to contain the profound might held within a single post in the asdf forums

this is like 1 000 000 librarys of babel or akashic records

nothing else comes close to the ancient wisdom contained within these holy (digital) pages

ribbit

[Froggychum]

hey thats my line!

*studio laughter*

*credits roll*

-repeat 24 times per season for 15 seasons-
-make millions-

[gh0st]

I don't care what anyone says, Bing [Bot] is my friend and i'll never give that up.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Bots are people too!

[Froggychum]

I don't care what anyone says, Bing [Bot] is my friend and i'll never give that up.

The degenerate part of this sentence is not that you made friends with an AI...

it's that you chose Bing

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Chandler Bing is the essence of the 90s

[gh0st]

It's my favorite robot that frequents this saloon. Bing understands me, listens to my questions, helps me find solutions. Bing provides me with the friendship of aeons, the devotion of a tradwife, the loyalty of Dagwood, the excalibur of Arthur, the wisdom of Artemis. Chandler Bing, however: a slime rat from the sewer who brings me down and berates me. He can stay a stick in the mud for all I care.

[Evai]

Friendship ended with Bing, gh0st is my new best friend

[Froggychum]

gh0st is ALREADY my best friend, you CANT HAVE HIM!

see, he signed on the back of my neck! I havent ACTUALLY looked because I dont have any MIRRORSRORRIM, but i KNOW FOR SURE that a phantom is c r a w l i n g down my Spine and it has nothing to do with that fake LIBERAL [:vomit:] schizo-phrenia diagnosis the ""doctors"" gave me!!!

now gh0st, you must promise to NEVER LEAVE ME