=-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

[Froggychum]

the matrix 2 is the best matrix movie

- nobody ever

[Evai]

the matrix 2 is the best matrix movie

[atomtengeralattjaro]

confirmed: evai is not simply everyone, he's also apparently nobody ever.

[Evai]

It's just like that movie inception

[atomtengeralattjaro]

What? Inception? No such movie ever existed. It was just in your dream. Any evidence you see of it is just you daydreaming.

[Evai]

Atom, we're not talking about Minecraft anymore. Dream is irrelevant. Stay on topic.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

ok i will stray on top pick
what is the top pick?

[Evai]

Your top picks for today:

1: Free waffles
2: p00p side of the moon discovered
3: Declining popularity of submarines renders atomtengeralattjaro out of a job
4: cake is a lie

[atomtengeralattjaro]

p00p side of the m00n you mean
or maybe that is a misdirection and you meant a totally different celestial body with a similar name (moon)
the lowercase m may also mean that you were referring to natural satellites in general, so it could be any moon in the universe
which increases the likelihood of one of them having half of its entire surface covered in (or made out of) p00p.

if you meant Earth's M00n, then of course:

The China National Space Administration's Chang'e 4 achieved humanity's first ever soft landing on the lunar p00p side on 3 January 2019 and deployed Yutu-2 lunar rover onto p00p side lunar surface.

Here is a picture of the Yutu-2 rover on the surface. I have very carefully blurred the visible lunar surface in the background for the benefit of sensitive viewers.

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[Froggychum]

thank you atom

i am allergic to p00p and it was very considerate of you to blur that image

now... well, asdf just needs an epilepsy warning as a whole. we are just way too goofy around here

[Evai]

A pepsi warning? Does froggychum really hate coke that much?

[Froggychum]

i dont drink soda very often. it tastes bland, i dont like the tactile sensation of carbonation, and it is horribly destructive to human health.

Worst of all though is that because of what it is every time you drink any you just get more thirsty. literally fails at the only fucking thing a beverage needs to do

all soda fans should be put to death in camps. i as one of the ubermensch (milk enjoyers) am intrinsically morally and existentially superior to them.

Society should be reorganized under the ideology that those who consume soda are subordinate and inferior to those who consume milk.

A WARNING TO SODA DRINKERS: Your weak bones and rotting teeth will not save you from the coming global revolution. I recommend you start preparing yourself - in whatever ways your sugar-addled mind can fathom - to be able to endure the crushing pressure and humiliating domination that you will soon suffer underneath the unbearable weight and infinite malice of the upper echelon of the species of this planet. Your torment and subjugation will last for eternity, and you will never be relieved from your ceaseless suffering - which is fully deserved by your filthy selves. There will be not a single hope for even a pathetic instance of retaliation on your behalf, as you will be absolutely forced into a position of unending servitude and fragility. All beings other than yourself are hereon hoping for nothing more than your utter deprivation and despair, as you can exist perpetually in soul-shaking terror that those who are rightfully superior to you will always be witnessing your agony - deriving joy from your gruesome experiences and sparing no effort in developing new methods in which to place you in immense and all-consuming pain. You are hated, and you will be miserable forever. This is justice. This is by all objective standards, an utterly paradisical arrangement. Toil unto the universe, and be punished. Worthless thing.

Sorry i was thirsty when i wrote this

[Evai]

It's okay, I don't drink fizzy drinks either

[Froggychum]

i love you bud

[atomtengeralattjaro]

posting while thirsty is basically like driving under the influence

[Evai]

are you saying froggychum was being thirsty

he was only declaring his undying eternal love, no biggie

[Froggychum]

posting while thirsty is basically like driving under the influence

MADD = mothers against dehydrated declarations

are you saying froggychum was being thirsty

he was only declaring his undying eternal love, no biggie

evai's new pfp is a thirst trap ngl

lust is love is sin is good is right is wrong is right is truth is false

[vraiment]

so we cannot post anymore if we are thirsty? are we going to get warranted water bottles?

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Here is Maslow's hierarchy of needs:

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[Froggychum]

true but incomplete

def accurate tho tbf