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Post by ThingerDudes » Wed Dec 16, 2020 3:53 pm

if you use music in therapy do you have to pay royalties?
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Post by Froggychum » Wed Dec 16, 2020 4:59 pm

/uj Probably not, since it isn't commercial use...

/rj Reee! Government evil! Suicide rates rise 1000% because me no pirate funny konosuba music! Waaagh!

Also, does it legit freak anybody else out how little of the human body is necessarily to live? I mean, I'm not even being edgy this time. It's not very farfetched that someone could use proper surgery techniques to remove all but the brain, the heart, and the nervous + circulatory system. Digestion isn't necessary if nutrition is directly fed into a person's bloodstream.

Skeletal and muscular systems don't contribute directly to survival at all (though, having bones does help avoid predators). While respiration and urination are usually vital, you don't need to pee if you get your energy through IV tubes. Respiration is pretty important, but since it's only job is to pump oxygen through your blood, you could feasibly do that with an oxygen tank, and maybe an iron lung or smth.

Reproduction is irrelevant for our purposes.

So, you're left with a brain and a heart, and a large number of veins and nerves. If we understood more of the brain, we may be able to remove a lot of those veins, maybe leaving just a single organ system (circulation).

For all intents and purposes, this horrific experiment would be a fully sentient, developed human being. I hate this.
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Dec 16, 2020 5:16 pm

Cyborgs are just going to keep getting cooler though.They already exist (anyone with a medical implant is a cyborg after all), but eventually you'll get to replace almost any part of your body with something that suits your needs/desires better.

Nobody wants to be a brain in a jar, but then again, if you put that jar into a mecha....
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Post by Froggychum » Thu Dec 17, 2020 2:23 pm

Transhumanism is a terrifying and exhilarating prospect.

I'm in. It will probably backfire, but I'm in.
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Post by Evai » Thu Dec 17, 2020 10:56 pm

On the first day of ASDF, ASDF gave to me

the removal of my JKL; keys
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Dec 18, 2020 9:17 am

how did you type JKL; then
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Post by Froggychum » Fri Dec 18, 2020 7:04 pm

On the second day of ASDF, ASDF gave to me:

The power to ignore causality
and The removal of my JKL; keys
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sun Jan 17, 2021 8:17 pm

The fact that this had no reply in a while has nothing to do with its quality, just letting you know. It's merely an artifact of all the causality-ignoring that's been happening. Messes with spacetime and all that.
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Post by Froggychum » Sun Jan 17, 2021 9:36 pm

What do you mean, I see hundreds of posts since the one you replied to? Oh, right, I forgot you haven't reached the Fourth ASDFing yet... You can't see between the folds of reality. My B.

It may be out of season, but imma finish this hymn because time is meaningless anyway, remember?

Anyway:

On the first day of ASDF, ASDF gave to me:

The removal of my JKL; keys

On the second day of ASDF, ASDF gave to me:

The power to ignore causality
and the removal of my JKL; keys

On the third day of ASDF, ASDF gave to me:

A direct line to the holy trinity,
the power to ignore causality,
and the removal of my JKL; keys

On the fourth day of ASDF, ASDF gave to me:

The ability to see through reality,
a direct line to the holy trinity,
the power to ignore causality,
and the removal of my JKL; keys

On the fifth day of ASDF, ASDF gave to me:

Five screaming stars,
The ability to see through reality,
a direct line to the holy trinity,
the power to ignore causality,
and the removal of my JKL; keys

On the sixth day of ASDF, ASDF gave to me:

The devil's own charismatic personality
Five screaming stars,
The ability to see through reality,
a direct line to the holy trinity,
the power to ignore causality,
and the removal of my JKL; keys

On the seventh day of ASDF, ASDF gave to me:

A forums upon which to restore my energy
The devil's own charismatic personality
Five screaming stars,
The ability to see through reality,
a direct line to the holy trinity,
the power to ignore causality,
and the removal of my JKL; keys

On the eighth day of ASDF, ASDF gave to me:

A harem of girls from anime
A forums upon which to restore my energy
The devil's own charismatic personality
Five screaming stars,
The ability to see through reality,
a direct line to the holy trinity,
the power to ignore causality,
and the removal of my JKL; keys

On the ninth day of ASDF, ASDF gave to me:

Nine zoomers dabbing
A harem of girls from anime
A forums upon which to restore my energy
The devil's own charismatic personality
Five screaming stars,
The ability to see through reality,
a direct line to the holy trinity,
the power to ignore causality,
and the removal of my JKL; keys

On the tenth day of ASDF, ASDF gave to me:

Ten thousand shekels
Nine zoomers dabbing
A harem of girls from anime
A forums upon which to restore my energy
The devil's own charismatic personality
Five screaming stars,
The ability to see through reality,
a direct line to the holy trinity,
the power to ignore causality,
and the removal of my JKL; keys

On the eleventh day of ASDF, ASDF gave to me:

A public toilet seat not drenched in pee
Ten thousand shekels
Nine zoomers dabbing
A harem of girls from anime
A forums upon which to restore my energy
The devil's own charismatic personality
Five screaming stars,
The ability to see through reality,
a direct line to the holy trinity,
the power to ignore causality,
and the removal of my JKL; keys

On the twelfth day of ASDF, ASDF gave to me:

The mathematical secrets to all numbers imaginary
A public toilet seat not drenched in pee
Ten thousand shekels
Nine zoomers dabbing
A harem of girls from anime
A forums upon which to restore my energy
The devil's own charismatic personality
Five screaming stars,
The ability to see through reality,
a direct line to the holy trinity,
the power to ignore causality,
and the removal of my JKL; keys

On the thirteenth day of ASDF, ASDF gave to me:

A cool hat
The mathematical secrets to all numbers imaginary
A public toilet seat not drenched in pee
Ten thousand shekels
Nine zoomers dabbing
A harem of girls from anime
A forums upon which to restore my energy
The devil's own charismatic personality
Five screaming stars,
The ability to see through reality,
a direct line to the holy trinity,
the power to ignore causality,

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AND THE REMOVAL OF MY JKL: KEYS!!
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Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

Post by Evai » Sun Jan 17, 2021 10:21 pm

*Round of applause*

However...

The days of ASDF continue all year round, not just through December. The full 365 day song was documented, but lost after the great Google invasion
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Mon Jan 18, 2021 9:12 am

On the fourteenth day of ASDF, ASDF gave to me:
The full 365 day song
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