Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:40 pm
you root for beer?
No, I only root, root, root for the home team.
After all, if they don't win it's a shame.
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:42 pm
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:43 pm
Take me out to the ballgame
Take me out to the crowd
Buy me some peanuts
Buy me some Cracker Jacks
And I don't even care if we ever get back
And it's root, root, root for the home team
If they don't win, it's a shame
And it's one, and it's two, and it's three strikes you're out
At that old ballgame
Take me out to that Twins game
Take me out to that dome
Hey Minneapolis, hey St. Paul
We don't even care when we don't get the call
'Cause it's root, root, root for the Minnesota Twins
And it's always a shame when the Twins don't win
And it's one, and it's two, and it's three strikes you're out
At that Twins ballgame
Take me out to the crowd
Buy me some peanuts
Buy me some Cracker Jacks
And I don't even care if we ever get back
And it's root, root, root for the home team
If they don't win, it's a shame
And it's one, and it's two, and it's three strikes you're out
At that old ballgame
Take me out to that Twins game
Take me out to that dome
Hey Minneapolis, hey St. Paul
We don't even care when we don't get the call
'Cause it's root, root, root for the Minnesota Twins
And it's always a shame when the Twins don't win
And it's one, and it's two, and it's three strikes you're out
At that Twins ballgame
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:44 pm
Haha, I like the MN version. Very nice.
Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 4:29 am
Oldies 1927 version:
Nelly Kelly loved baseball games,
Knew the players, knew all their names,
You could see her there ev'ry day,
Shout "Hurray" when they'd play.
Her boy friend by the name of Joe
Said, "To Coney Isle, dear, let's go,"
Then Nelly started to fret and pout,
And to him I heard her shout.
"Take me out to the ball game,
Take me out with the crowd.
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack,
I don't care if I never get back,
Let me root, root, root for the home team,
If they don't win it's a shame.
For it's one, two, three strikes, you're out,
At the old ball game."
Nelly Kelly was sure some fan,
She would root just like any man,
Told the umpire he was wrong,
All along, good and strong.
When the score was just two to two,
Nelly Kelly knew what to do,
Just to cheer up the boys she knew,
She made the game sing this song.
"Take me out to the ball game,
Take me out with the crowd.
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack,
I don't care if I never get back,
Let me root, root, root for the home team,
If they don't win it's a shame.
For it's one, two, three strikes, you're out,
At the old ball game."
Frank Zappa version:
Awright, welcome, and good evening to the baseball game. Im Skip Carey, and with Keith Van Weiren (?) For another game between the Atlanta Braves and the Chicago Cubs. The braves are featuring another outstanding cast. (Arf!) We got a wonderful cast of characters here. Hes a home run interim RBA leader for the year, what do you think?
Well uh, I don't know what the problem is with these Braves this year theyve really been having trouble with one run games, on Sundays for some reason I don't know what it is, what do you think.
Well Pete eh . . . the Dodgers had that problem last year, lot of one run games specially on Sundays, well they suddenly ended up uhhhh.... last in the league. Uhhhh.... Coming over here, Zane Smith is pitchin today and I hear hes got good stuff.
Well actually I think the main problem is eh the rookies, the rookies have just not be coming through. They havent been able to handle that curve ball. Seems to me like they really don't go over that.
Oh here he goes, smash foul. He doesnt look to the plate. (That goes for your little dog, too!)
He really gets a hold of that one, its gone.
Yes, Elvis has left the building!
(An that goes for your little dog, too! An that goes for your little dog, too!)
Move away for the seventh inning stretch after theeeeee... game
They're singing.
He swung on it and missed
Smash foul
Fans getting out of here in a hurry.
The player steps out to the plate.
(Arf!)
Take me out to the game.
Uh, you can buy me some peanuts and crackerjacks.
I don't care if he never gets back.
Swung on it and missed...
The Hold Steady version:
Take me out to that Twins game
Take me out to that dome
Hey Minneapolis, hey St. Paul
We don't even care when we don't get the call
'Cause it's root, root, root for the Minnesota Twins
And it's always a shame when the Twins don't win
And it's one, and it's two, and it's three strikes you're out
At that Twins ballgame!
Nelly Kelly loved baseball games,
Knew the players, knew all their names,
You could see her there ev'ry day,
Shout "Hurray" when they'd play.
Her boy friend by the name of Joe
Said, "To Coney Isle, dear, let's go,"
Then Nelly started to fret and pout,
And to him I heard her shout.
"Take me out to the ball game,
Take me out with the crowd.
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack,
I don't care if I never get back,
Let me root, root, root for the home team,
If they don't win it's a shame.
For it's one, two, three strikes, you're out,
At the old ball game."
Nelly Kelly was sure some fan,
She would root just like any man,
Told the umpire he was wrong,
All along, good and strong.
When the score was just two to two,
Nelly Kelly knew what to do,
Just to cheer up the boys she knew,
She made the game sing this song.
"Take me out to the ball game,
Take me out with the crowd.
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack,
I don't care if I never get back,
Let me root, root, root for the home team,
If they don't win it's a shame.
For it's one, two, three strikes, you're out,
At the old ball game."
Frank Zappa version:
Awright, welcome, and good evening to the baseball game. Im Skip Carey, and with Keith Van Weiren (?) For another game between the Atlanta Braves and the Chicago Cubs. The braves are featuring another outstanding cast. (Arf!) We got a wonderful cast of characters here. Hes a home run interim RBA leader for the year, what do you think?
Well uh, I don't know what the problem is with these Braves this year theyve really been having trouble with one run games, on Sundays for some reason I don't know what it is, what do you think.
Well Pete eh . . . the Dodgers had that problem last year, lot of one run games specially on Sundays, well they suddenly ended up uhhhh.... last in the league. Uhhhh.... Coming over here, Zane Smith is pitchin today and I hear hes got good stuff.
Well actually I think the main problem is eh the rookies, the rookies have just not be coming through. They havent been able to handle that curve ball. Seems to me like they really don't go over that.
Oh here he goes, smash foul. He doesnt look to the plate. (That goes for your little dog, too!)
He really gets a hold of that one, its gone.
Yes, Elvis has left the building!
(An that goes for your little dog, too! An that goes for your little dog, too!)
Move away for the seventh inning stretch after theeeeee... game
They're singing.
He swung on it and missed
Smash foul
Fans getting out of here in a hurry.
The player steps out to the plate.
(Arf!)
Take me out to the game.
Uh, you can buy me some peanuts and crackerjacks.
I don't care if he never gets back.
Swung on it and missed...
The Hold Steady version:
Take me out to that Twins game
Take me out to that dome
Hey Minneapolis, hey St. Paul
We don't even care when we don't get the call
'Cause it's root, root, root for the Minnesota Twins
And it's always a shame when the Twins don't win
And it's one, and it's two, and it's three strikes you're out
At that Twins ballgame!
Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:09 am
HUH??????????????
WTF
WTF
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 7:54 pm
^bump
ollllld topic.
ollllld topic.
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 8:50 pm
Ooooooooooooooooooold topic...
Was this on the last page?
Was this on the last page?
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 10:43 pm
I'm sure there were plenty of things on the last page.
Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:41 am
I'm sure there are...
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 2:43 am
No there isn't they are gone
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:24 am
No, they're still there...
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:02 pm
opps...gone now.
i think.
i think.
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:22 pm
I spy with my blind eye stuff on the last page.
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:27 pm
where did you get one of those stuffs?lunar_furor wrote:my blind eye stuff
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:20 pm
Your neighbours sell them... 
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:40 pm
not anymore. they got raided.
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:23 am
who raided them?
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:28 am
Me how do you think I got their stuff?
Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 12:11 am
I dunno may be you kill them eat his brains as a zombie and then you got their stuff (and a terrible stomachache)