Character Limits
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 2:02 pm
Does anyone else get irritated by those stupid 1000 character limits on Facebook and other things? Well I do. We should petition, there's a man eating mole-badger behind this.
When I was just fourteen, I was given the task of drowning kittens by my girlfriend's mother. I filled a large laundry sink with room temperature water and held the eight kittens under. As each kitten died and sank to the bottom, it turned and rested 'snuggled' to the previous. I put them in a garbage bag and was carrying it out when the bag moved and I heard a meow. I opened the bag and found one kitten had survived. So I drowned it again. Afterwards I took them out back and dumped the bag in a hole I had dug prior. I planted daisies on it. Whenever I think of daisies now, I think of the drowned kittens underneath that enormous flower. It's a comforting thought, knowing that I gave back to nature, I think. I'm only joking though, the daisies died so I decided on digging them back up and throwing them in the garbage. They smelled horrible. When the Garbage Collector came and emptied the bin, he vomited on the lawn. It amused me, so I laughed. He seemed disturbed. I can't imagine why...
And THAT was an exact 1000.
(Edit again, I managed to clip the paragraph, which is why it looked off >.<)
When I was just fourteen, I was given the task of drowning kittens by my girlfriend's mother. I filled a large laundry sink with room temperature water and held the eight kittens under. As each kitten died and sank to the bottom, it turned and rested 'snuggled' to the previous. I put them in a garbage bag and was carrying it out when the bag moved and I heard a meow. I opened the bag and found one kitten had survived. So I drowned it again. Afterwards I took them out back and dumped the bag in a hole I had dug prior. I planted daisies on it. Whenever I think of daisies now, I think of the drowned kittens underneath that enormous flower. It's a comforting thought, knowing that I gave back to nature, I think. I'm only joking though, the daisies died so I decided on digging them back up and throwing them in the garbage. They smelled horrible. When the Garbage Collector came and emptied the bin, he vomited on the lawn. It amused me, so I laughed. He seemed disturbed. I can't imagine why...
And THAT was an exact 1000.
(Edit again, I managed to clip the paragraph, which is why it looked off >.<)
