My body didn't resist my new mental-upgrade

[vraiment]

Yes, I got this awesome upgrade by coincidence, where I should be invincible, but my fridging human body didn't resist it, and I got sick, now I can't eat anything with chilli, condiments, black colas, etc.

I hate being human

PS: I'm gonna shot my own brother...

[atomtengeralattjaro]

being human must suck.

[Ml08180]

it does. imagine rusting from the inside atom

[vraiment]

it does. imagine rusting from the inside atom

actually that's how my body reacted after the mental-upgrade

[cyan]

there is no such thing as invincibility. and if you got an upgrade your own body can't handle, you may need to restore it to its factory settings if it gets worse. maybe put some of your mind on a portable hard drive to make room for that upgrade.
I also might suggest looking at things in a completely different way.

[vraiment]

this new upgrade was completely different, something I have never seen before! a real breakthrough! and factory settings doesn't work anymore, the firmware or something like that have been heavily moded, so there's no way back...

[cyan]

did you try to run from it at first? it is only the monstrosity of the human mind that produces such 'upgrades' in quiet desperation, yearning for something new. but I see the broken paths of time have changed it. looking back, we all see things we could have done - things we should have done, that would have helped us to walk those last few steps to that simple goal. and when those things come back, and tell you that now you have the ability to complete your long lost goal, you no longer have the will to do it; your opportunity has passed, it's not worth it, but it will keep bothering you. to try and escape from those things is a surefire crime. an upgrade could make things better. it could make things worse. it could give you a brand new, clean soul. your case could be simply the cleaning out of the toxins in your body, programmed by your mind and its new upgrade, to make room. but you can't discard your previous life, whatever you do - that'd be removing your sole bridge to the new world and expecting yourself to get across.

[vraiment]

I don't want to go back, there is nothing for me in there, only lies, I won't go back

[Ml08180]

a taco with upgrades... so what was this upgrade, Lettuce 2.0 or Olives 3.5?

[vraiment]

you are SO wrong, a classic taco only has meat, and if you want, onion or/and cilantro or/and beans

[assdef]

When my body needs a reset, I just shake it up and down.

[vraiment]

I don't think that works in my hardware

[ThingerDudes]

get better hardware.

[vraiment]

as if it were that easy to get a new stomach with a super powerful ventilation system?

[ThingerDudes]

#include<betterhardware.h>
...but a C library is software?! insanity!

[vraiment]

It could work D:

who wrote that lib?

[atomtengeralattjaro]

you cant spell library without lie!

[vraiment]

that's a lie, anyway, who's talking 'bout libraries?

[Ml08180]

I get my manga from the public library

[cyan]

as if it were that easy to get a new stomach with a super powerful ventilation system?

it is. just install the Tapeworm application, let it run until you're skin and bones and free of toxins, and then crap it out