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Hey

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 5:08 am
by illegalben
Cool site.

Re: Hey

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 5:09 pm
by Ml08180
Welcome to asdf Forums, may I take your order?

nice to meet you ben, hopefully you'll stick around a while :P

Re: Hey

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 7:42 pm
by Arkannine
Just don't do anything illegal.

Re: Hey

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 7:52 pm
by Ml08180
Don't do any unlegal things either.

Re: Hey

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 8:31 pm
by keja
Actually do, or you'll be forever known as a liar.

Re: Hey

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 8:32 pm
by Ml08180
but if he does he'll forever be known as a criminal, which is worse...

...I smell confusion...

Re: Hey

Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 2:34 am
by assdef
Someone call customs, we have an illegal to deport.

Uh, I mean, welcome to ASDF forums! ASDF will take care of you from now on*!

*As long as you have an uncommon marketable skill and can find a job and not be a drain on our society.

Re: Hey

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:13 pm
by dewero
Ml08180 wrote:Welcome to asdf Forums, may I take your order?

nice to meet you ben, hopefully you'll stick around a while :P
Is asdf Forums trademarked?

Re: Hey

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:59 am
by Ml08180
of course, it's under license by asdf incorporated, a branch of the asdf partnership.

Re: Hey

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 9:45 pm
by dewero
Positions and stuff? Staff members?

Re: Hey

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 3:18 am
by Ml08180
I'm not sure, but I hear it's run by an AI on a submarine, a submarine, and a ninja.

Re: Hey

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:27 am
by vraiment
I'm a salesman! :D

Re: Hey

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 10:59 am
by atomtengeralattjaro
what do you sell? soap?

Re: Hey

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 1:00 pm
by keja
Beans, ponchos and pointy hats.

Re: Hey

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 8:03 pm
by Ml08180
keja wrote:Beans, ponchos and pointy hats.
I like beans, ponchos, and pointy hats! 20 orders of everything Vrai!

Re: Hey

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 8:38 pm
by vraiment
keja wrote:Beans, ponchos and pointy hats.
wait, that's racist!
Ml08180 wrote:
keja wrote:Beans, ponchos and pointy hats.
I like beans, ponchos, and pointy hats! 20 orders of everything Vrai!
you'll pay with plastic or cash?

Re: Hey

Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:05 am
by assdef
I hear JKL;, LLC is attempting a hostile takeover of ASDF, Inc. Their board of directors is not very friendly.

We should issue some more stock and dilute ownership to maintain control.

Re: Hey

Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 1:43 pm
by ThingerDudes
damn. no hostile takeover via nuclear weaponry?

Re: Hey

Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 4:17 pm
by vraiment
and what should I do with all these nuclear-shelters?

Re: Hey

Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:23 pm
by atomtengeralattjaro
i'll nuke them..