NewUser:D/Proposal?

[Kannibal]

Hey, I'm a new user! *Noobalert* xD
I'm Kannibal. And this is my first post! So, I have a topic that could save me or ban me to the Wall of Shame immediantly.
It might turn out to be a little lengthy, or it might be a few short sentences, we'll see what happens.

ASDF is everything, we all know that as ASDFists. Everything except JKL;. Naturally, as ASDFists, we hate JKL;. But does ASDF hate JKL;? ASDF created JKL;, so doesn't it seem virtually impossible that he could hate him? Be opposites, yes, but opposites attract/ can't exist without the other? Since ASDF created JKL;, JKL; must be the embodiment of imperfection. As ASDFists, we also assume that ASDF is perfect. What if he created JKL; on purpose to become the symbol of mistakes? ASDF created JKL; because he understood that JKL; would make mistakes and become a polar opposite, and therefore increase the strength of ASDF. JKL; also created humans with free will, and if the humans chose to believe in ASDF over JKL;, then that would also increase the power of ASDF.
So what am I trying to say exactly? Maybe JKL; isn't pure evil.
There are many different roads to choose to explain why this could be true, but I'm going to continue with the one I have already started leading you down.
ASDF created JKL;, but JKL; turned evil. Instead of assuming that ASDF is flawed, which we all know is impossible, maybe ASDF purposely created JKL; with crucial flaws that would come in handy to ASDF and in the teachings of ASDFism. Instead of letting our human emotions drive us to hatred of JKL;, we should appreciate him that much more. JKL; was our creator, and even if he made us flawed with free-will, ASDF created JKL; to create us. Maybe we should learn from the mistakes that JKL; made that we are flawed as well, but ASDF created us for a purpose. He created us because he knew we would want to avoid mistakes and follow him, but he also made JKL; to show us that imperfection is still okay because ASDF himself created it. I don't believe ASDF hates JKL; at all, he loves him, as ASDF does all things. Maybe if we look inside ourselves and stop trying to run away and prevent our mistakes with hatred, and accept them, we will be even closer to ASDFism. Yes, that is a backwards statement. I am saying that if we accept mistakes instead of reprimanding our humanity for them, we are closer to perfection.
JKL; is not evil, just misunderstood. (lol at the irony/cliche phrase)
Long post is longD:
Sorry for the read, and thanks for reading if you got all the way through it!

[atomtengeralattjaro]

hi, kannibal, welcome to the ASDForums ™ !
that surely was an extensive ASDFological study, kudos for that.

[Ml08180]

Welcome to asdf Forums™, may I take your order?

[Shai'tan]

Welcome to the ASDForums™! ASDF will take care of you from now on...

Also, great post. You bring up some interesting points, which is never a bad thing! Everything should be the subject of discussion, so you don't need to fear the WoSh

[vraiment]

should I change my vote to the 2010 ASDF Awards?

[Ml08180]

I think that may be a decent reason too. Do we have a write-in ballot option?

[vraiment]

I don't think so :/

[Ml08180]

all in favor?

[vraiment]

I don't think so

[cyan]

keja wouldn't allow it unless it was his suggestion...

also
*shakes Kannibal's hand*
nice to meet you nice proposal btw

[keja]

Maybe next year.

[Ml08180]

Perhaps if he learns how to skate. This is an inside joke, so don't try and figure it out.

[ThingerDudes]

then why post it?

[assdef]

For the people on the inside, of course.

[ThingerDudes]

but they suck

[vraiment]

I'm an outsider

by the way, that incarnation of the team sucks, except by Nightwing and Jade

[BenBen]

Hiya Kannibal, I welcomes you the the ASDFness of ASDF.

[Ml08180]

bump, because this thread contains some awesome crap. Also, should this be put in the lores and tales forum?

[BenBen]

Sounds like a good idea.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Maybe. I'll start the approval process by reading it again and thinking about it. Then comes the sleeping stage, which is followed by other stages.
*basks in the glory of bureaucracy*