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Well, I got Minecraft Alpha a week ago and it is pretty sick. Pretty far in the Singleplayer. Trying to get enough diamond to make an altar to ASDF in "The Nether".

Joe wrote:Well, I got Minecraft Alpha a week ago and it is pretty sick. Pretty far in the Singleplayer. Trying to get enough diamond to make an altar to ASDF in "The Nether".

Awesome.

Ml08180 wrote:sorry about that and ZOMG THE SERVER IS OFFLINE

It is indeed.

I bet lunar cut off the server, not realizing the dramatic, undramatic, and zebra striped effects it would have...

... either that or my perpetual motion machine crashed it...

... OR jkl; found it and decided it tasted like cherries. This inspired him to create a zombie-baby army and overthrow the warlords of the seventh moon alliance, sending the turtles of the moon into a thousand years of darkness. With the turtle gaurdians away, this left the opening to the multiverse open, allowing jkl; to enter freely where he stole sophisticated english hampster technology from the year 3152. He harnessed the Totally Opaque Awesome Splicer To Eyesock Ruffians, or TOASTER for short, and quickly launched an underground campaign against the soviet russians. As we all know the soviets have a portal to the land of unicorn-fairy-walruses, and by using this portal he stole the horn of the purple-polka dotted unicorn and used it to amplify a laser into a phone socket. Doing so he landed in the land of chinesesalamanders.org where he used several advertisments and weblinks to lead up to the forum. Once he got into the forum, the ear-wigs and flying shoes fought gallantly, but alas were thwarted by him and his trans-sexual-siberian-tiger-orcestra and their insturments of torture. Several bad puns later, he found the minecraft thread and used the link to travel to the website, where he stole the game to harvest it for it's cherry flavor and gold by-products.

Just a theory.

D:
Oh noes!

Joe wrote:Well, I got Minecraft Alpha a week ago and it is pretty sick. Pretty far in the Singleplayer. Trying to get enough diamond to make an altar to ASDF in "The Nether".

The Nether is awesome. I made a wooden hut, and I managed to complete it before it burned XD

Ml08180 wrote:I bet lunar cut off the server, not realizing the dramatic, undramatic, and zebra striped effects it would have...

He's gone away, so his computer just probably died or shut down or the internet turned off or something that like that.

Ml08180 wrote:... OR jkl; found it and decided it tasted like cherries. This inspired him to create a zombie-baby army and overthrow the warlords of the seventh moon alliance, sending the turtles of the moon into a thousand years of darkness. With the turtle gaurdians away, this left the opening to the multiverse open, allowing jkl; to enter freely where he stole sophisticated english hampster technology from the year 3152. He harnessed the Totally Opaque Awesome Splicer To Eyesock Ruffians, or TOASTER for short, and quickly launched an underground campaign against the soviet russians. As we all know the soviets have a portal to the land of unicorn-fairy-walruses, and by using this portal he stole the horn of the purple-polka dotted unicorn and used it to amplify a laser into a phone socket. Doing so he landed in the land of chinesesalamanders.org where he used several advertisments and weblinks to lead up to the forum. Once he got into the forum, the ear-wigs and flying shoes fought gallantly, but alas were thwarted by him and his trans-sexual-siberian-tiger-orcestra and their insturments of torture. Several bad puns later, he found the minecraft thread and used the link to travel to the website, where he stole the game to harvest it for it's cherry flavor and gold by-products.

Just a theory.

You might wanna see someone about that paranoia.

Flying Sheep wrote:

Joe wrote:Well, I got Minecraft Alpha a week ago and it is pretty sick. Pretty far in the Singleplayer. Trying to get enough diamond to make an altar to ASDF in "The Nether".

The Nether is awesome. I made a wooden hut, and I managed to complete it before it burned XD

I thought you said you didn't like MineCraft...

Flying Sheep wrote:

Ml08180 wrote:I bet lunar cut off the server, not realizing the dramatic, undramatic, and zebra striped effects it would have...

He's gone away, so his computer just probably died or shut down or the internet turned off or something that like that.

Probably something like that.

Ml08180 wrote:I bet lunar cut off the server, not realizing the dramatic, undramatic, and zebra striped effects it would have...

... either that or my perpetual motion machine crashed it...

... OR jkl; found it and decided it tasted like cherries. This inspired him to create a zombie-baby army and overthrow the warlords of the seventh moon alliance, sending the turtles of the moon into a thousand years of darkness. With the turtle gaurdians away, this left the opening to the multiverse open, allowing jkl; to enter freely where he stole sophisticated english hampster technology from the year 3152. He harnessed the Totally Opaque Awesome Splicer To Eyesock Ruffians, or TOASTER for short, and quickly launched an underground campaign against the soviet russians. As we all know the soviets have a portal to the land of unicorn-fairy-walruses, and by using this portal he stole the horn of the purple-polka dotted unicorn and used it to amplify a laser into a phone socket. Doing so he landed in the land of chinesesalamanders.org where he used several advertisments and weblinks to lead up to the forum. Once he got into the forum, the ear-wigs and flying shoes fought gallantly, but alas were thwarted by him and his trans-sexual-siberian-tiger-orcestra and their insturments of torture. Several bad puns later, he found the minecraft thread and used the link to travel to the website, where he stole the game to harvest it for it's cherry flavor and gold by-products.

Just a theory.

I approve this theory

Gamma wrote:

Flying Sheep wrote:

Joe wrote:Well, I got Minecraft Alpha a week ago and it is pretty sick. Pretty far in the Singleplayer. Trying to get enough diamond to make an altar to ASDF in "The Nether".

The Nether is awesome. I made a wooden hut, and I managed to complete it before it burned XD

I thought you said you didn't like MineCraft...

I think he's seen the light.

But the server is still down.

You've gotta be shitting me... I leave and not even aday later the server is down? That is not natural, so I think my mom shut off my computer... I can see about getting her to turn it back on and opening mclawl.

EDIT: there was a power outage this morning, i'll see what my mom can do

It still doesn't work. T^T

His mum isn't there just to provide you with a means of entertainment, no matter what you've read on a bathroom wall.

Wait. She's not?

keja wrote:His mum isn't there just to provide you with a means of entertainment, no matter what you've read on a bathroom wall.

Because this is defensive and not offensive I approve this message.

Ml08180 wrote:I bet lunar cut off the server, not realizing the dramatic, undramatic, and zebra striped effects it would have...

... either that or my perpetual motion machine crashed it...

... OR jkl; found it and decided it tasted like cherries. This inspired him to create a zombie-baby army and overthrow the warlords of the seventh moon alliance, sending the turtles of the moon into a thousand years of darkness. With the turtle gaurdians away, this left the opening to the multiverse open, allowing jkl; to enter freely where he stole sophisticated english hampster technology from the year 3152. He harnessed the Totally Opaque Awesome Splicer To Eyesock Ruffians, or TOASTER for short, and quickly launched an underground campaign against the soviet russians. As we all know the soviets have a portal to the land of unicorn-fairy-walruses, and by using this portal he stole the horn of the purple-polka dotted unicorn and used it to amplify a laser into a phone socket. Doing so he landed in the land of chinesesalamanders.org where he used several advertisments and weblinks to lead up to the forum. Once he got into the forum, the ear-wigs and flying shoes fought gallantly, but alas were thwarted by him and his trans-sexual-siberian-tiger-orcestra and their insturments of torture. Several bad puns later, he found the minecraft thread and used the link to travel to the website, where he stole the game to harvest it for it's cherry flavor and gold by-products.

Just a theory.

you are SO creative...

lunar_furor wrote:

keja wrote:His mum isn't there just to provide you with a means of entertainment, no matter what you've read on a bathroom wall.

lolol
Because this is defensive and not offensive I approve this message.

Ikr.

Joe, if you keep griefing you're going to get kicked.


BTW, the server is up again

Griefing? How unsavoury.

Yeah. He was greifing. And Lunar will probably IP ban him, too.