Minecraft for ASDF
Re: Minecraft for ASDF
Well, I got Minecraft Alpha a week ago and it is pretty sick. Pretty far in the Singleplayer. Trying to get enough diamond to make an altar to ASDF in "The Nether".
Re: Minecraft for ASDF
Awesome.Joe wrote:Well, I got Minecraft Alpha a week ago and it is pretty sick. Pretty far in the Singleplayer. Trying to get enough diamond to make an altar to ASDF in "The Nether".
It is indeed.Ml08180 wrote:sorry about that and ZOMG THE SERVER IS OFFLINE
SCRATCH THAT, I HAVE RETURNED
Re: Minecraft for ASDF
I bet lunar cut off the server, not realizing the dramatic, undramatic, and zebra striped effects it would have...
... either that or my perpetual motion machine crashed it...
... OR jkl; found it and decided it tasted like cherries. This inspired him to create a zombie-baby army and overthrow the warlords of the seventh moon alliance, sending the turtles of the moon into a thousand years of darkness. With the turtle gaurdians away, this left the opening to the multiverse open, allowing jkl; to enter freely where he stole sophisticated english hampster technology from the year 3152. He harnessed the Totally Opaque Awesome Splicer To Eyesock Ruffians, or TOASTER for short, and quickly launched an underground campaign against the soviet russians. As we all know the soviets have a portal to the land of unicorn-fairy-walruses, and by using this portal he stole the horn of the purple-polka dotted unicorn and used it to amplify a laser into a phone socket. Doing so he landed in the land of chinesesalamanders.org where he used several advertisments and weblinks to lead up to the forum. Once he got into the forum, the ear-wigs and flying shoes fought gallantly, but alas were thwarted by him and his trans-sexual-siberian-tiger-orcestra and their insturments of torture. Several bad puns later, he found the minecraft thread and used the link to travel to the website, where he stole the game to harvest it for it's cherry flavor and gold by-products.
Just a theory.
... either that or my perpetual motion machine crashed it...
... OR jkl; found it and decided it tasted like cherries. This inspired him to create a zombie-baby army and overthrow the warlords of the seventh moon alliance, sending the turtles of the moon into a thousand years of darkness. With the turtle gaurdians away, this left the opening to the multiverse open, allowing jkl; to enter freely where he stole sophisticated english hampster technology from the year 3152. He harnessed the Totally Opaque Awesome Splicer To Eyesock Ruffians, or TOASTER for short, and quickly launched an underground campaign against the soviet russians. As we all know the soviets have a portal to the land of unicorn-fairy-walruses, and by using this portal he stole the horn of the purple-polka dotted unicorn and used it to amplify a laser into a phone socket. Doing so he landed in the land of chinesesalamanders.org where he used several advertisments and weblinks to lead up to the forum. Once he got into the forum, the ear-wigs and flying shoes fought gallantly, but alas were thwarted by him and his trans-sexual-siberian-tiger-orcestra and their insturments of torture. Several bad puns later, he found the minecraft thread and used the link to travel to the website, where he stole the game to harvest it for it's cherry flavor and gold by-products.
Just a theory.
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Re: Minecraft for ASDF
The Nether is awesome.Joe wrote:Well, I got Minecraft Alpha a week ago and it is pretty sick. Pretty far in the Singleplayer. Trying to get enough diamond to make an altar to ASDF in "The Nether".
I made a wooden hut, and I managed to complete it before it burned XDHe's gone away, so his computer just probably died or shut down or the internet turned off or something that like that.Ml08180 wrote:I bet lunar cut off the server, not realizing the dramatic, undramatic, and zebra striped effects it would have...
You might wanna see someone about that paranoia.Ml08180 wrote:... OR jkl; found it and decided it tasted like cherries. This inspired him to create a zombie-baby army and overthrow the warlords of the seventh moon alliance, sending the turtles of the moon into a thousand years of darkness. With the turtle gaurdians away, this left the opening to the multiverse open, allowing jkl; to enter freely where he stole sophisticated english hampster technology from the year 3152. He harnessed the Totally Opaque Awesome Splicer To Eyesock Ruffians, or TOASTER for short, and quickly launched an underground campaign against the soviet russians. As we all know the soviets have a portal to the land of unicorn-fairy-walruses, and by using this portal he stole the horn of the purple-polka dotted unicorn and used it to amplify a laser into a phone socket. Doing so he landed in the land of chinesesalamanders.org where he used several advertisments and weblinks to lead up to the forum. Once he got into the forum, the ear-wigs and flying shoes fought gallantly, but alas were thwarted by him and his trans-sexual-siberian-tiger-orcestra and their insturments of torture. Several bad puns later, he found the minecraft thread and used the link to travel to the website, where he stole the game to harvest it for it's cherry flavor and gold by-products.
Just a theory.
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Re: Minecraft for ASDF
Flying Sheep wrote:The Nether is awesome.Joe wrote:Well, I got Minecraft Alpha a week ago and it is pretty sick. Pretty far in the Singleplayer. Trying to get enough diamond to make an altar to ASDF in "The Nether".
I thought you said you didn't like MineCraft...
Probably something like that.Flying Sheep wrote:He's gone away, so his computer just probably died or shut down or the internet turned off or something that like that.Ml08180 wrote:I bet lunar cut off the server, not realizing the dramatic, undramatic, and zebra striped effects it would have...
SCRATCH THAT, I HAVE RETURNED
Re: Minecraft for ASDF
I approve this theoryMl08180 wrote:I bet lunar cut off the server, not realizing the dramatic, undramatic, and zebra striped effects it would have...
... either that or my perpetual motion machine crashed it...
... OR jkl; found it and decided it tasted like cherries. This inspired him to create a zombie-baby army and overthrow the warlords of the seventh moon alliance, sending the turtles of the moon into a thousand years of darkness. With the turtle gaurdians away, this left the opening to the multiverse open, allowing jkl; to enter freely where he stole sophisticated english hampster technology from the year 3152. He harnessed the Totally Opaque Awesome Splicer To Eyesock Ruffians, or TOASTER for short, and quickly launched an underground campaign against the soviet russians. As we all know the soviets have a portal to the land of unicorn-fairy-walruses, and by using this portal he stole the horn of the purple-polka dotted unicorn and used it to amplify a laser into a phone socket. Doing so he landed in the land of chinesesalamanders.org where he used several advertisments and weblinks to lead up to the forum. Once he got into the forum, the ear-wigs and flying shoes fought gallantly, but alas were thwarted by him and his trans-sexual-siberian-tiger-orcestra and their insturments of torture. Several bad puns later, he found the minecraft thread and used the link to travel to the website, where he stole the game to harvest it for it's cherry flavor and gold by-products.
Just a theory.
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Re: Minecraft for ASDF
I think he's seen the light.Gamma wrote:Flying Sheep wrote:The Nether is awesome.Joe wrote:Well, I got Minecraft Alpha a week ago and it is pretty sick. Pretty far in the Singleplayer. Trying to get enough diamond to make an altar to ASDF in "The Nether".
I thought you said you didn't like MineCraft...
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Re: Minecraft for ASDF
You've gotta be shitting me... I leave and not even aday later the server is down? That is not natural, so I think my mom shut off my computer... I can see about getting her to turn it back on and opening mclawl.
EDIT: there was a power outage this morning, i'll see what my mom can do
EDIT: there was a power outage this morning, i'll see what my mom can do
Re: Minecraft for ASDF
His mum isn't there just to provide you with a means of entertainment, no matter what you've read on a bathroom wall.
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Re: Minecraft for ASDF
Because this is defensive and not offensive I approve this message.keja wrote:His mum isn't there just to provide you with a means of entertainment, no matter what you've read on a bathroom wall.
Re: Minecraft for ASDF
you are SO creative...Ml08180 wrote:I bet lunar cut off the server, not realizing the dramatic, undramatic, and zebra striped effects it would have...
... either that or my perpetual motion machine crashed it...
... OR jkl; found it and decided it tasted like cherries. This inspired him to create a zombie-baby army and overthrow the warlords of the seventh moon alliance, sending the turtles of the moon into a thousand years of darkness. With the turtle gaurdians away, this left the opening to the multiverse open, allowing jkl; to enter freely where he stole sophisticated english hampster technology from the year 3152. He harnessed the Totally Opaque Awesome Splicer To Eyesock Ruffians, or TOASTER for short, and quickly launched an underground campaign against the soviet russians. As we all know the soviets have a portal to the land of unicorn-fairy-walruses, and by using this portal he stole the horn of the purple-polka dotted unicorn and used it to amplify a laser into a phone socket. Doing so he landed in the land of chinesesalamanders.org where he used several advertisments and weblinks to lead up to the forum. Once he got into the forum, the ear-wigs and flying shoes fought gallantly, but alas were thwarted by him and his trans-sexual-siberian-tiger-orcestra and their insturments of torture. Several bad puns later, he found the minecraft thread and used the link to travel to the website, where he stole the game to harvest it for it's cherry flavor and gold by-products.
Just a theory.
lunar_furor wrote:lololkeja wrote:His mum isn't there just to provide you with a means of entertainment, no matter what you've read on a bathroom wall.
Because this is defensive and not offensive I approve this message.
Re: Minecraft for ASDF
Joe, if you keep griefing you're going to get kicked.
BTW, the server is up again
BTW, the server is up again
Re: Minecraft for ASDF
Yeah. He was greifing. And Lunar will probably IP ban him, too.
SCRATCH THAT, I HAVE RETURNED
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