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Jesus' Mother?
Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 12:32 am
by Yoshi256
Something BenBen brought up. Say some said to Jesus, "What a wonderful mother you must have," or, "You're a son of a b*tch!", who would they be referring to? Long story short, if God's Jesus' father, who's his real mother? (Not Mary. She just brought him to the Earth)
Re: Jesus' Mother?
Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 1:12 am
by vraiment
Lol, it's a complex religious topic, but let put it simply, is God, if he exists, he shaped the reality and can do more, like make a woman pregnant out of nowhere (I can bet that's a easy job, without referring to the nasty things, with such powers).
And Mary it's not like a "Borrow Mother" that exists nowadays, she is the truly mother of God, and is there were the greatness of the incarnation resides..
Well at least that what the Catholic Doctrine says, I dunno Orthodox or others...
Now, the next one that makes me remember my old days as a catholic, I'll cut your head off with a pencil!
Re: Jesus' Mother?
Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:57 am
by keja
Mary is Jesus' mother...
Next question please.
Re: Jesus' Mother?
Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:16 pm
by vraiment
how can I get my youth energy back? I miss myself
Re: Jesus' Mother?
Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 7:48 pm
by cyan
eat some chocolate covered corn.
Re: Jesus' Mother?
Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 7:51 pm
by Flying Sheep
vraiment wrote:how can I get my youth energy back? I miss myself
Find the light of Jesus!
Re: Jesus' Mother?
Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 10:05 pm
by vraiment
Flying Sheep wrote:vraiment wrote:how can I get my youth energy back? I miss myself
Find the light of Jesus!
Men, are you serious?
vraiment wrote:Now, the next one that makes me remember my old days as a catholic, I'll cut your head off with a pencil!
Re: Jesus' Mother?
Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:02 pm
by Flying Sheep
It was a joke. I was poking fun at catholism.
Btw, Jesus ftw!
Re: Jesus' Mother?
Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 12:02 am
by cyan
it's Maleldil the Young, you silly child.
Re: Jesus' Mother?
Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 6:32 am
by assdef
So the bible doesn't talk about Jesus during puberty. I wonder what that was like? Mary seems like she would run a strict household. I mean, look at poor Joseph...had to raise a kid but never got to enjoy the carnal spousal benefits. I bet Mary was a bit of a hardass.
Re: Jesus' Mother?
Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 3:00 pm
by vraiment
assdef wrote:So the bible doesn't talk about Jesus during puberty. I wonder what that was like? Mary seems like she would run a strict household. I mean, look at poor Joseph...had to raise a kid but never got to enjoy the carnal spousal benefits. I bet Mary was a bit of a hardass.
how was that stuff? If you don't know 'bout shits, STFO
Re: Jesus' Mother?
Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 11:32 pm
by assdef
vraiment wrote:assdef wrote:So the bible doesn't talk about Jesus during puberty. I wonder what that was like? Mary seems like she would run a strict household. I mean, look at poor Joseph...had to raise a kid but never got to enjoy the carnal spousal benefits. I bet Mary was a bit of a hardass.
how was that stuff? If you don't know 'bout shits, STFO
It's true. Jesus goes from a kid to an adult and all the middle stuff isn't in the bible.
I was raised Catholic, too...so don't make me bust out Matthew 7:1 on yo' ass.
Re: Jesus' Mother?
Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 2:39 pm
by Gamma
assdef wrote:vraiment wrote:assdef wrote:So the bible doesn't talk about Jesus during puberty. I wonder what that was like? Mary seems like she would run a strict household. I mean, look at poor Joseph...had to raise a kid but never got to enjoy the carnal spousal benefits. I bet Mary was a bit of a hardass.
how was that stuff? If you don't know 'bout shits, STFO
It's true. Jesus goes from a kid to an adult and all the middle stuff isn't in the bible.
I was raised Catholic, too...so don't make me bust out Matthew 7:1 on yo' ass.
Read Revelation...
There's a lot of creepy stuff in there, especially near the end.
Re: Jesus' Mother?
Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 6:00 pm
by keja
No, read the book of ASDF. it's shorter.
Re: Jesus' Mother?
Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 7:11 pm
by Gamma
But I read the book of ASDF already... twice...
Re: Jesus' Mother?
Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 7:11 pm
by Shai'tan
keja wrote:No, read the book of ASDF. it's shorter.
And probably better as a morale guide...
Re: Jesus' Mother?
Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 7:15 pm
by Flying Sheep
And also makes sense.
Re: Jesus' Mother?
Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 7:38 pm
by atomtengeralattjaro
Re: Jesus' Mother?
Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 12:46 am
by Joe
Flying Sheep wrote:vraiment wrote:how can I get my youth energy back? I miss myself
Find the light of Jesus!
Re: Jesus' Mother?
Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 2:19 am
by assdef
found it!
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