Jesus' Mother?
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Jesus' Mother?
Something BenBen brought up. Say some said to Jesus, "What a wonderful mother you must have," or, "You're a son of a b*tch!", who would they be referring to? Long story short, if God's Jesus' father, who's his real mother? (Not Mary. She just brought him to the Earth)
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Lol, it's a complex religious topic, but let put it simply, is God, if he exists, he shaped the reality and can do more, like make a woman pregnant out of nowhere (I can bet that's a easy job, without referring to the nasty things, with such powers).
And Mary it's not like a "Borrow Mother" that exists nowadays, she is the truly mother of God, and is there were the greatness of the incarnation resides..
Well at least that what the Catholic Doctrine says, I dunno Orthodox or others...
Now, the next one that makes me remember my old days as a catholic, I'll cut your head off with a pencil!
And Mary it's not like a "Borrow Mother" that exists nowadays, she is the truly mother of God, and is there were the greatness of the incarnation resides..
Well at least that what the Catholic Doctrine says, I dunno Orthodox or others...
Now, the next one that makes me remember my old days as a catholic, I'll cut your head off with a pencil!
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Mary is Jesus' mother...
Next question please.
Next question please.
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Find the light of Jesus!vraiment wrote:how can I get my youth energy back? I miss myself
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Men, are you serious?Flying Sheep wrote:Find the light of Jesus!vraiment wrote:how can I get my youth energy back? I miss myself
vraiment wrote:Now, the next one that makes me remember my old days as a catholic, I'll cut your head off with a pencil!
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It was a joke. I was poking fun at catholism. 
Btw, Jesus ftw!
Btw, Jesus ftw!
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So the bible doesn't talk about Jesus during puberty. I wonder what that was like? Mary seems like she would run a strict household. I mean, look at poor Joseph...had to raise a kid but never got to enjoy the carnal spousal benefits. I bet Mary was a bit of a hardass.
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how was that stuff? If you don't know 'bout shits, STFOassdef wrote:So the bible doesn't talk about Jesus during puberty. I wonder what that was like? Mary seems like she would run a strict household. I mean, look at poor Joseph...had to raise a kid but never got to enjoy the carnal spousal benefits. I bet Mary was a bit of a hardass.
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It's true. Jesus goes from a kid to an adult and all the middle stuff isn't in the bible.vraiment wrote:how was that stuff? If you don't know 'bout shits, STFOassdef wrote:So the bible doesn't talk about Jesus during puberty. I wonder what that was like? Mary seems like she would run a strict household. I mean, look at poor Joseph...had to raise a kid but never got to enjoy the carnal spousal benefits. I bet Mary was a bit of a hardass.
I was raised Catholic, too...so don't make me bust out Matthew 7:1 on yo' ass.
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Read Revelation...assdef wrote:It's true. Jesus goes from a kid to an adult and all the middle stuff isn't in the bible.vraiment wrote:how was that stuff? If you don't know 'bout shits, STFOassdef wrote:So the bible doesn't talk about Jesus during puberty. I wonder what that was like? Mary seems like she would run a strict household. I mean, look at poor Joseph...had to raise a kid but never got to enjoy the carnal spousal benefits. I bet Mary was a bit of a hardass.
I was raised Catholic, too...so don't make me bust out Matthew 7:1 on yo' ass.
There's a lot of creepy stuff in there, especially near the end.
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No, read the book of ASDF. it's shorter.
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But I read the book of ASDF already... twice...
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And probably better as a morale guide...keja wrote:No, read the book of ASDF. it's shorter.
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And also makes sense.
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Flying Sheep wrote:Find the light of Jesus!vraiment wrote:how can I get my youth energy back? I miss myself
