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Ladies! Look at your man.
Now look at me.
Now back at your man.
Now back at me.
Sadly, your man is not me.
But he can smell like me, if he stops using a lady scented body wash and starts using old spice.
Where are you?
You're on a yaught with the man your man could smell like.
What's in my hand?
It's too tickets to that thing you love.
Look down.
Look back up.
The tickets are now diamonds!
Anything is possible when your man smeels like old spice and not a lady scented body wash.
I'm on a horse!

Disscuss!

BenBen wrote:Ladies! Look at your man.
Now back to me.
Now back at your man.
Now back to me.
Sadly, he isn't me.
But [Removed] if he stoped using a lady scented body wash and switched to old spice he could smell like me.
Look down, back up.
Where are you?
You're on a boat with the man your man could smell like.
What's in my hand?
Back at me, I have it.
It's an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love.
Look again.
The tickets are now diamonds!
Anything is possible when your man smeels like old spice and not a lady [Removed].
I'm on a horse!
[Epic Old Spice Whistle]

Fix'd!

lunar_furor wrote:

BenBen wrote:You're on a boat with the man your man could smell like.

Fix'd!

I think it is you're on a yaught, but whatever.

I made a parody:
Ladies! Look at you man.
Now look at ASDF.
Now back at your man.
Now back at ASDF.
Sadly, your man is not ASDF.
But if he stops using a lady scented body wash and starts using ASDF spice, he can smell like ASDF.
Look down, back up.
Where are you?
You're in ASDF forums with me and ASDF, the man your man could smell like.
What's in my hand?
It's an arrow pointing towards ASDF's hand.
What's in ASDF's hand?
It's an oyster with two tickets to the Wall of Fame. (An oyster in ASDF forums? Oh well.)
Look again.
The tickets are now diamonds!
Anything is possible when your man smells like ASDF spice and not a lady scented body wash.
I'm standing next to a horse which ASDF is on.
[Slighty lower Old Spice whistle to avoid copyright issues]

What about the part where he rides the horse backward? HIYAH!

No I quoted the video directly, I watched the video while I typed.

I have no understanding.

What is 'Old Spice'?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3uDacWj ... r_embedded[/youtube]

What does an asdf smell like?

don't ask me. This is just a publicity stunt allowing me to get onto the wall of fame.

haha...

that won't work.

BenBen wrote:

lunar_furor wrote:

BenBen wrote:You're on a boat with the man your man could smell like.

Fix'd!

I think it is you're on a yaught, but whatever.

wtf? if you're going to say yacht, then spell it right. and it is boat.