Ladies! Look at your man.
Now look at me.
Now back at your man.
Now back at me.
Sadly, your man is not me.
But he can smell like me, if he stops using a lady scented body wash and starts using old spice.
Where are you?
You're on a yaught with the man your man could smell like.
What's in my hand?
It's too tickets to that thing you love.
Look down.
Look back up.
The tickets are now diamonds!
Anything is possible when your man smeels like old spice and not a lady scented body wash.
I'm on a horse!
Disscuss!
Old Spice
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lunar_furor
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Re: Old Spice
Fix'd!BenBen wrote:Ladies! Look at your man.
Now back to me.
Now back at your man.
Now back to me.
Sadly, he isn't me.
But [Removed] if he stoped using a lady scented body wash and switched to old spice he could smell like me.
Look down, back up.
Where are you?
You're on a boat with the man your man could smell like.
What's in my hand?
Back at me, I have it.
It's an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love.
Look again.
The tickets are now diamonds!
Anything is possible when your man smeels like old spice and not a lady [Removed].
I'm on a horse!
[Epic Old Spice Whistle]
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BenBen
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Re: Old Spice
I think it is you're on a yaught, but whatever.lunar_furor wrote:Fix'd!BenBen wrote:You're on a boat with the man your man could smell like.
I made a parody:
Ladies! Look at you man.
Now look at ASDF.
Now back at your man.
Now back at ASDF.
Sadly, your man is not ASDF.
But if he stops using a lady scented body wash and starts using ASDF spice, he can smell like ASDF.
Look down, back up.
Where are you?
You're in ASDF forums with me and ASDF, the man your man could smell like.
What's in my hand?
It's an arrow pointing towards ASDF's hand.
What's in ASDF's hand?
It's an oyster with two tickets to the Wall of Fame. (An oyster in ASDF forums? Oh well.)
Look again.
The tickets are now diamonds!
Anything is possible when your man smells like ASDF spice and not a lady scented body wash.
I'm standing next to a horse which ASDF is on.
[Slighty lower Old Spice whistle to avoid copyright issues]
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lunar_furor
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ThingerDudes
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Re: Old Spice
Quote of the Ages:
atomtengeralattjaro wrote:The Forums of ASDF turn, and Pages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Page that gave it birth comes again. On one Page, called the Six Hundred and Ninety Fifth Page by some, a Page yet to come, a Page long past, a post was made by atomtengeralattjaro. The post was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the Forums of ASDF. But it was a beginning.
Re: Old Spice
What does an asdf smell like? 
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BenBen
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Re: Old Spice
don't ask me. This is just a publicity stunt allowing me to get onto the wall of fame.
Re: Old Spice
wtf? if you're going to say yacht, then spell it right. and it is boat.BenBen wrote:I think it is you're on a yaught, but whatever.lunar_furor wrote:Fix'd!BenBen wrote:You're on a boat with the man your man could smell like.
