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He just ran away. It was creepy.

Didn't get hurt?

No, the train wasn't going that fast. Just a cargo train. I guess he found the right slow speed to jump off at that time.

He should learn Ukemi.

I don't even know the guy...
Why are we talking about him?

I don't know
Let's talk about you then. Which of your magnificent characteristics shall we talk about?

I was thinking more about slugs but okay
Well I dunno. I would think it was bragging if I said anything good about myself. I've always thought about it that way and whenever I say something like that I'm just joking and I say it in a sarcastic voice.

I love how you can be spontaneous without being rude or anything.

Thank you
I don't know what to say now...

What do you like about slugs?

they are cool. they coat themselves in mucus and can stick to things. they can do a lot of things. I like slugs.

Do they look yummy to you?

No. Maybe slightly, but I wouldn't eat one.
I think I might start eating ants.

Then you'd be an anteater!

Or an Aardvark.
A is for Aardvark in that one animal book.

I never heard of that

Well there are a lot of crappy animal books. It's okay, you probably wouldn't like them anyway.

It sounds like one of those names you got from TSR though.

Oh you mean an Aardvark itself!
No.
It's an animal that eats ants. And it's Arthur's species.

Not your friend but the guy with glases

That's sort of like an anteater.