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happiness is for noobs.

No, happiness is for the enlightened.

the enlightened have ASDF. they don't need happiness.

I heard you can get enlightenment by fasting. It also cleans the toxins out of your system.

screw fasting! i got the munchies! and thing that is causing my munchies is cleansing my soul of the negative vibrations.

You've got negative vibrations?
You are doomed then...

I don't, my soul is nice and clean. I become one with jah almost everyday.

You're breaking The Balance.

What? And why did you capitalize The Balance?

Things go two ways. You can't have both.
And The Balance is a good song

I am "becoming one with jah" as we post.

*sigh*

Ak you seem distressed. Whats up?

I am tired... and I had a scary like dream...

SCARY DREAM! What? Was it a bad trip or something?

I'd rather not explain it atm. And I successfully forgot most of it anyway

I don't like how dreams are hard to remember. I have all sorts of good dreams. I rarely have a bad one, but when I do have a bad one I make it into a good one by being all kick ass.

Do you have lucid dreams?
Can you tell me how?!

Haven't you already looked at like 100 sites that tell you how?

You're tired because of a bad dream? Pshaw! I left home at 3:45am Friday to travel to 5 different airports and attend a 1-hour meeting only to get back home at 3:45am Saturday. Now that's tired.

And so are The Rolling Stones.