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by Blargen » Sun Jul 04, 2010 7:53 am
You know the new dog i got a few weeks back? Well yesterday at about 10:00 pm or so he was downstairs with my mom sitting on the couch and he got the brilliant idea to start chewing on the power cable to a heating pad.
He got to the wire and it started zapin him with 120 volts. He couldent let go cause all his muscles froze up. my mom got up and started screaming, my dad was on the computer and didnt know what was happening so I ran over to the dog picked him up and jerked the cord out of his mouth... Another few seconds and he would have been a BBq Boothy. He was screaming for a while there but he calmed down and was just fine after an hour or so...
I dont think he's gonna be chewing on strange things anymore.
Good thing i was downstairs...
Final vertict.
Small chihuahua + Electric cord = Bad...
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by Shai'tan » Sun Jul 04, 2010 2:18 pm
Good job rescuing the dog
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by keja » Sun Jul 04, 2010 4:23 pm
Maybe he was trying to ride the lightning...
Budum tsh!
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by Blargen » Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:10 pm
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by Arkannine » Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:11 pm
Did he develop superpowers yet?
assdef wrote:I've seen a number of Cocks in my days.
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by Blargen » Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:13 pm
No...
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by keja » Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:17 pm
Then get a radioactive invertebrate to bite him.
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by Arkannine » Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:19 pm
Just don't make it a shark. He's more likely to just get eaten then.
assdef wrote:I've seen a number of Cocks in my days.
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by Blargen » Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:19 pm
Its not funny k... He could have died yesterday...
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by keja » Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:21 pm
Radioactive invertebrates are serious business.
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by Arkannine » Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:22 pm
But he didn't. Rejoice. Let's not make a funeral because he almost died.
assdef wrote:I've seen a number of Cocks in my days.
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by Blargen » Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:23 pm
true...
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by keja » Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:24 pm
Easy.
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by Ml08180 » Sun Jul 04, 2010 7:22 pm
keja wrote:Then get a radioactive invertebrate to bite him.
you rang?
well, I'm not radioactive, but whatever. You wouldn't mind having a dog that tries to eat you would you Blargen?
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by cyan » Sun Jul 04, 2010 7:51 pm
Blargen wrote:You know the new dog i got a few weeks back? Well yesterday at about 10:00 pm or so he was downstairs with my mom sitting on the couch and he got the brilliant idea to start chewing on the power cable to a heating pad.
He got to the wire and it started zapin him with 120 volts. He couldent let go cause all his muscles froze up. my mom got up and started screaming, my dad was on the computer and didnt know what was happening so I ran over to the dog picked him up and jerked the cord out of his mouth... Another few seconds and he would have been a BBq Boothy. He was screaming for a while there but he calmed down and was just fine after an hour or so...
I dont think he's gonna be chewing on strange things anymore.
Good thing i was downstairs...
Final vertict.
Small chihuahua + Electric cord = Bad...
you're a hero!
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by keja » Sun Jul 04, 2010 7:52 pm
Ml08180 wrote:keja wrote:Then get a radioactive invertebrate to bite him.
you rang?
well, I'm not radioactive, but whatever. You wouldn't mind having a dog that tries to eat you would you Blargen?
Are you really that spineless?
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by cyan » Sun Jul 04, 2010 7:57 pm
That's what I wondered.
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by Arkannine » Sun Jul 04, 2010 7:59 pm
Yeah..
assdef wrote:I've seen a number of Cocks in my days.
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by keja » Sun Jul 04, 2010 8:00 pm
Rednecks aren't all to familiar with Biology perhaps...
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by Arkannine » Sun Jul 04, 2010 8:03 pm
Yeah..
assdef wrote:I've seen a number of Cocks in my days.
