Ark and AK's ASDF Wedding

[Flying Sheep]

Yeh, that one *points*

[keja]

If only I caught that bullet like the guy from watchmen who's name I can't spell.

[cyan]

But you're dead.
It would have been cool if you were all soft and all your bones were crushed up by the squid like in Sphere. I forget the lady's name but it was scary, she was all purple and squishy

[keja]

I'm not dead. I have super powers comparable to Superman's.

[Arkannine]

You can become from the most famous person on earth to someone completely uknown by putting glasses on?

[cyan]

Is that what happened to Bobby Fischer?!!

[Arkannine]

Depends on who that is.

[keja]

You can become from the most famous person on earth to someone completely uknown by putting glasses on?

That's what all celebrities do.

[cyan]

Depends on who that is.

The best chess player in the world who just randomly disappeared

[keja]

I think he might have been the holder of the one ring.

[cyan]

Did he turn into Sméagol?!

[keja]

I think he just put it on and ran to a secluded area before taking it off again.

[cyan]

Rumors say that he went somewhere to Greenland. Don't they have environmentally-friendly shampoo there?

[keja]

They have that in most countries.

[Arkannine]

Shampoo?

[keja]

It's a thing you put in your hair so it stays clean.

[cyan]

They have that in most countries.

I only specified one. I wasn't asking about the global importance of environmentally-friendly shampoo.

[keja]

They do.

[cyan]

Irrelevance!

[keja]

Greenland has snow.