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what will u name ur kids?

asdfkumquat wrote:Or he could be reduced to ashes

Poor policeman. They are here to serve the community, and you go and burn their heads off....

They don't do much for the community. They usually arrest the criminals.

Congrats on the wedding!
Hope you're enjoying it!
My wedding present @ you:

keja wrote:They don't do much for the community. They usually arrest the criminals.

That helps the community. And Australian Police's motto is something like 'protect and serve' or something, so yeh.

qwertzuiop wrote:Congrats on the wedding!
Hope you're enjoying it!
My wedding present @ you:

Who says they're gonna have a baby? What if they adopt? What if they never have any child?

Baby Clothes = typical wedding present...
+ AK = Apple Fan

And this is a typical wedding how?

Blargen wrote:what will u name ur kids?

Who said we would have any kids?...

qwertzuiop wrote:Congrats on the wedding!
Hope you're enjoying it!
My wedding present @ you:

xD thank you qwertz, how thoughtful!!

Flying Sheep wrote:Who says they're gonna have a baby? What if they adopt? What if they never have any child?

Er... technically, under all circumstances, there's no possible way I could have a child right now.. I wanted to adopt keja, but he's.. not right for us.

Flying Sheep wrote:And this is a typical wedding how?

he meant a typical present for a wedding.

Not right for us or not right for Arkie?

*makes a funny joke suggesting arkie has a menstrual cycle*

menstrual cycle jokes are classy like flava flav

If I had the time to actually write the joke, it would involve a mention of artificial insemination, how it worked with cows (seriously, no bull!) and that there might be hope for the prediscussed baby/no baby problem thinger.

But that joke will never come to be...

My friend once asked me if you had to wait 9 months for the baby to be born after artificial insemination...
Also, males can't be pregnant.

They cam if they have female reproductive organs. This kind of loops back to the female spotted hyena.

If he has female reproductive organs (deep as ovaries, not just a sex change surgery) then "he"s a woman...

What if a woman has sex change surgery?

She has a dong but I never heard of functional artificial testicles...

Sh be a man but she can still get pregnant.

She wouldn't be a real man... In my poit of view...

*shudders*

*shoulders*