Ark and AK's ASDF Wedding

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Re: Ark and AK's ASDF Wedding

Post by Blargen » Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:16 am

what will u name ur kids?
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Re: Ark and AK's ASDF Wedding

Post by Flying Sheep » Tue Jun 29, 2010 3:30 am

asdfkumquat wrote:Or he could be reduced to ashes :twisted:
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Poor policeman. They are here to serve the community, and you go and burn their heads off....
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Re: Ark and AK's ASDF Wedding

Post by keja » Tue Jun 29, 2010 6:28 am

They don't do much for the community. They usually arrest the criminals.
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Re: Ark and AK's ASDF Wedding

Post by qwertzuiop » Tue Jun 29, 2010 7:42 am

Congrats on the wedding!
Hope you're enjoying it!
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Re: Ark and AK's ASDF Wedding

Post by Flying Sheep » Tue Jun 29, 2010 7:49 am

keja wrote:They don't do much for the community. They usually arrest the criminals.
That helps the community. And Australian Police's motto is something like 'protect and serve' or something, so yeh.
qwertzuiop wrote:Congrats on the wedding!
Hope you're enjoying it!
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Who says they're gonna have a baby? What if they adopt? What if they never have any child?
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Re: Ark and AK's ASDF Wedding

Post by qwertzuiop » Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:00 am

Baby Clothes = typical wedding present...
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Re: Ark and AK's ASDF Wedding

Post by Flying Sheep » Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:32 am

And this is a typical wedding how?
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Re: Ark and AK's ASDF Wedding

Post by cyan » Tue Jun 29, 2010 3:12 pm

Blargen wrote:what will u name ur kids?
Who said we would have any kids?...
qwertzuiop wrote:Congrats on the wedding!
Hope you're enjoying it!
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xD thank you qwertz, how thoughtful!!
Flying Sheep wrote:Who says they're gonna have a baby? What if they adopt? What if they never have any child?
Er... technically, under all circumstances, there's no possible way I could have a child right now.. I wanted to adopt keja, but he's.. not right for us.
Flying Sheep wrote:And this is a typical wedding how?
he meant a typical present for a wedding.
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Re: Ark and AK's ASDF Wedding

Post by keja » Tue Jun 29, 2010 3:44 pm

Not right for us or not right for Arkie? :|

*makes a funny joke suggesting arkie has a menstrual cycle*
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Re: Ark and AK's ASDF Wedding

Post by ThingerDudes » Tue Jun 29, 2010 3:45 pm

menstrual cycle jokes are classy like flava flav
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Re: Ark and AK's ASDF Wedding

Post by keja » Tue Jun 29, 2010 3:53 pm

If I had the time to actually write the joke, it would involve a mention of artificial insemination, how it worked with cows (seriously, no bull!) and that there might be hope for the prediscussed baby/no baby problem thinger.

But that joke will never come to be... :cry:
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Re: Ark and AK's ASDF Wedding

Post by Arkannine » Tue Jun 29, 2010 4:16 pm

My friend once asked me if you had to wait 9 months for the baby to be born after artificial insemination...
Also, males can't be pregnant.
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Re: Ark and AK's ASDF Wedding

Post by keja » Tue Jun 29, 2010 4:23 pm

They cam if they have female reproductive organs. This kind of loops back to the female spotted hyena.
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Re: Ark and AK's ASDF Wedding

Post by Arkannine » Tue Jun 29, 2010 4:34 pm

If he has female reproductive organs (deep as ovaries, not just a sex change surgery) then "he"s a woman...
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Re: Ark and AK's ASDF Wedding

Post by keja » Tue Jun 29, 2010 4:38 pm

What if a woman has sex change surgery?
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Re: Ark and AK's ASDF Wedding

Post by Arkannine » Tue Jun 29, 2010 4:39 pm

She has a dong but I never heard of functional artificial testicles...
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Re: Ark and AK's ASDF Wedding

Post by keja » Tue Jun 29, 2010 4:43 pm

Sh be a man but she can still get pregnant.
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Re: Ark and AK's ASDF Wedding

Post by Arkannine » Tue Jun 29, 2010 4:43 pm

She wouldn't be a real man... In my poit of view...
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Re: Ark and AK's ASDF Wedding

Post by cyan » Tue Jun 29, 2010 4:52 pm

*shudders*
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Re: Ark and AK's ASDF Wedding

Post by Arkannine » Tue Jun 29, 2010 4:54 pm

*shoulders*
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