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Not on my team!

It's a part of the game.. To feign injuries in order to prejudice the opposing team.

Not in my game!

Feigning injuries can get you a [insert color here] card.

Is birthday a colour of card?

But it's more likely to get the other team's players a [insert color here] card.

o, true. yep.

I can't lie. When I do I unconsciously scratch the back of my head and most people already caught to that so I have to avoid it.

You mean subconsciously. That's a funny thing to do...

Yeah

There was one time where I had a good lie. I was sneaking downstairs to try and get my iPod if it was down there, and then my dad came out of his room and he's like "wut are you doin" and I said "uh... I was going to get my book " and they're like "no its late its 0100 hours now goto bed fool".

He totally fell for it.

I know. That's the only time I lied well enough... but I didn't get my iPod anyway..

Is your dad Mr T?

no

lame

I'm not the one who decides who my parents are, jeez.

I decided who my parents were...same thing with Jesus. why can't you be more like Jesus!

I can walk on water, is that good enough?

Can you teach me that awesome power?