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I always wanted to see the Grand Canyon...

I consider everything in the past to be history.

That's ok, i was just bitching about the fact that the usa is younger than my washing machine.

My birthday was history...

My life is history, I'm a historical figure.

I bet I'll be famous for something someday.

You keep on dreaming that.

I don't even want to be famous but I wanna get my book published

Then get it published.

I will when I'm finished with it...

asdfkumquat wrote:

Don't argue.

I have nikes sortof like that...

asdfkumquat wrote:I will when I'm finished with it...

Well get it finished.

Don't pressure me bitch...

*pressures you*

*cries*

*watches drama ensue*

asdfkumquat wrote:*cries*

Omg, you're hopeless. When I pressure you, you get the job done faster, not break down crying, okay? Do you understand? Can I attempt to pressure you again without you crying? Have you stop crying yet? Should I have asked that first? Does Atom like soap operas? Why am I asking random crap to a pressure, crying 12 year old girl? Why the hell is my wrist sore?

*continues crying as not to disappoint daytime television viewers*
I told you not to pressure me!

*pressures you as to not disappoint the weirdos that like this crap*

ohhh stoppit

for real, it's hurting me

*pressures you to make me stop pressuring you*?