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So today in algebra we got back at our teacher by getting her to read this not out loud. Just Imagine a 23 year old woman you hate reading this out loud attempting to embarass students by reading out a personal note of theirs. this is what she said:

"I am a complete idiot. I know nothing of what is being taught and I should jump off a bridge. How bored am I? Personally, I think that this class is about as good as a monkey bottom. What we're talking about here is monkey flatulence, big pink monkey bottom flapping in the wind. A better thing to do would be to get a job at the zoo. I had a job at the zoo once, I was in charge of the monkeys. And their big pink bottoms. Yeeeesssss, Mooonnnkkkeeeyyy Bottommmmmmmmmm. My responsabilities at the zoo were numerous and involved cleaning the monkeys. And their big pink bottoms.

If you ask me, this class is rather boring. We should learn somthing useful, like how to cook babies. babies are delicious. I love the little crunch the leg bones give when you bite into them. You know what I could go for right now? Monkey Bottom.

Seriously though, this class is boring. I'd much rather be flying an RC helicopter and landing it on Jenny's head to see if her hair will get sucked up into the blades. If it does, I'm sure we could cut it out. I bet it would taste good on some salad. You know what else would be good on salad? Monkeeey bottommmm."

I prefer to scrape the skin off the bone, not eat the whole lot. I'm not a savage you know.

Did she really say all that?

Surely there can't be teachers at 23 years of age... That's only 4-5 years older than most people in my class...

keja wrote:Surely there can't be teachers at 23 years of age... That's only 4-5 years older than most people in my class...

They're the worst as they still have the memories.

lil timmy wrote:Did she really say all that?

Yeah, and when everyone started laughing, she thought they were laughing at ME

DownSpaghetti wrote:

keja wrote:Surely there can't be teachers at 23 years of age... That's only 4-5 years older than most people in my class...

They're the worst as they still have the memories.

Agreed

keja wrote:Surely there can't be teachers at 23 years of age... That's only 4-5 years older than most people in my class...

Either she's really smart and good at what she does to get a job that quick, or there must be a huge demand for teachers.

Erm... ML, why don't you just make that class your sleephour?!...

lil timmy wrote:

keja wrote:Surely there can't be teachers at 23 years of age... That's only 4-5 years older than most people in my class...

Either she's really smart and good at what she does to get a job that quick, or there must be a huge demand for teachers.

Well she mustn't be teaching Common Sense.

Well somebody aughta

It doesn't come natural anymore

lil timmy wrote:Well somebody aughta

It doesn't come natural anymore

qft.

I think they should stop teaching so much literature and complex mathematics that most people aren't interested in and won't build a career on and teachthings that are always important like correct elecution and pronunciation and maybe how to make friends, woo ladies and business-smartness.

I'll probably end up building a career on complex mathematics...

Then you'll be one of the last when the new system kicks in.

CX gamer wrote:Erm... ML, why don't you just make that class your sleephour?!...

many have considered this, but none have had it end well, Mrs Sedavy owns several airhorns.

keja wrote:

lil timmy wrote:Well somebody aughta

It doesn't come natural anymore

qft.

I think they should stop teaching so much literature and complex mathematics that most people aren't interested in and won't build a career on and teachthings that are always important like correct elecution and pronunciation and maybe how to make friends, woo ladies and business-smartness.

English III, Home Economics, and Business Education

Well they're obvisouly doing it wrong because you complain about that girl not liking you, have posted a conversation in which several girls spoke as if they were dropped as a baby and you don't even live in a real house.

Those girls are the future prostitutes and high school dropouts, and I don't talk like that. And English II is a class you take when you're a Junior.

I'm not taking home economics, and I don't think I'm going to.

I'm not in the buisness class and I don't work. yet.

Some classes are pointless. Like Irish. We are never gonna use the language and instead of Irish we could be doing a proper subject, like Rounders.

Irish is a language?!

I thought Irish would be more about how to drink a lot then punch a random guy in the face...

Guess it wouldn't be necessary for me to take it then.