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asdfkumquat wrote:My moms birthday is on January 28, the day the Challenger exploded. It's weird because the team/division I am in in my grade is called "Challengers". O.O I hope I don't explode. (yes if you were wondering, Challengers is the gifted-talented 7th grade team at my gifted-talented school )

Team? As in you go mountaineering across mountains together, with the chilly blizzard howling against your frigid body, your muscles weeping from exhaustion, your faces contort with determination and willpower as you struggle together in an epic battle against survival and an adventure against the odds?

Team/division as in a group of about 100 kids or so that go to school and study the same curriculum. The less intelligent groups usually don't get into high school. Our school feeds into the high school right next to us that dwarfs our little box. I will try to get in, but I'm afraid my suspension might downsize this chance. Hopefully my language arts teacher who treats me like dirt in class will cover this up. She's my only hope...

asdfkumquat wrote:Team/division as in a group of about 100 kids or so that go to school and study the same curriculum. The less intelligent groups usually don't get into high school. Our school feeds into the high school right next to us that dwarfs our little box. I will try to get in, but I'm afraid my suspension might downsize this chance. Hopefully my language arts teacher who treats me like dirt in class will cover this up. She's my only hope...

Your art teacher treats you like dirt? Lucky. I wish my teacher would name me "Sphilfty" and keep me as a pet.

No. My Lanuage Arts teacher, or English or grammar teacher, whatever you call it. My art teacher is awesome! I don't get that part about Sphilfty... Wha???

asdfkumquat wrote:No. My Lanuage Arts teacher, or English or grammar teacher, whatever you call it. My art teacher is awesome! I don't get that part about Sphilfty... Wha???

You probably shouldn't ask.

Shouldn't means nothing here.

He probably thinks his teacher is attractive or sumpthin'...

like that song hot for teacher

I haven't heard it. Is it along the same lines of Stacey's Mom (with friend's mother replaced with a teacher)?

all my teachers are yucky. I had a math teacher once with a thick New York accent, who was very large, had a mole on her chin, and a thin mustache. Occasionally when the class got quiet, she would randomly moan like a cat in heat.

I have no Idea what that sounds like.

keja wrote:I haven't heard it. Is it along the same lines of Stacey's Mom (with friend's mother replaced with a teacher)?

I love that song!!! hilarious

haven't heard that, I'll look it up when I have a non-stolenstable internet connection...

It's about this guy

he has a girlfriend - Stacey. But he thinks stacey's mom likes him so he's like "Stacey can't you see you're just not the girl for me" and it's hilarious because he likes an old lady

keja wrote:He probably thinks his teacher is attractive or sumpthin'...

No way. All the teachers in my school are as attractive as an unattractive teacher.

asdfkumquat wrote:It's about this guy

he has a girlfriend - Stacey. But he thinks stacey's mom likes him so he's like "Stacey can't you see you're just not the girl for me" and it's hilarious because he likes an old lady

You see, that's not exactly true. She's not an old lady, she's an older lady, an example could be Stifler's mom in American Pie.

Meh. W/e

Was W/E a user here?

I find it racist that you assume all Mexicans are drug addicts.

keja wrote:I find it racist that you assume all Mexicans are drug addicts.

Reverse psychology.