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Yay my interwebz was fixed! *Hugs everyone self*

my venom-gofzilla is gonna kill him

Well I am safe under my anti-danger table.

What is it made from?

It's non existing, but that's not the point. It's what the table signifies, the symbol of safety and security, hope for people who have lost everything, a land of white, a purity so bright, the passing of time, look I can rhyme!

a land of white? I think there's one of those in south Africa.

White signifying purity, cleanliness, and innocence, solitariness, unity, the power to overcome forces of evil as one lone being.

But I don't wanna overcome forces of evil I wanna join them!

Then don't buy the table.

*joins dark forces and destroy the table*

*buys the table*
*sells it to pirates on international waters*

With what money?

lil timmy wrote:With what money?

With keja's money.

Pirates are poor.

I feel sorry for you, keja.

Don't worry, it's not my only job.

I'm sure blow all that pirate-cowboy camouflages you're really a timid, innocent chap.

I'm a king too.

Of a small province or an entire nation?

Of Kejaria.