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ML08180's Riddle Thread!
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 2:23 am
by Ml08180
Here's Part two of the Riddles:
How many Cockroaches does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who, What, When, Where, Why?
How?
Re: How is a raven like a writing desk(and other such riddles)?
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 2:27 am
by ThingerDudes
I can answer those. now give me my something special.
Re: How is a raven like a writing desk(and other such riddles)?
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 2:28 am
by vraiment
Why the paper-guys sell paper?
Re: How is a raven like a writing desk(and other such riddles)?
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 2:29 am
by Ml08180
are you guys gonna awnser
Re: How is a raven like a writing desk(and other such riddles)?
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 2:30 am
by ThingerDudes
you never said I had to. now where is my something special?
Re: How is a raven like a writing desk(and other such riddles)?
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 2:43 am
by Ml08180
You misread, read it.
PS, you may have read it right before I corrected my error.
Re: How is a raven like a writing desk(and other such riddles)?
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 2:52 am
by ThingerDudes
here's the answer to all those questions:
ASDF
now I want my something special
Re: How is a raven like a writing desk(and other such riddles)?
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 3:01 am
by Ml08180
That is the awnser to many questions, but not these, post the answers to them and you'll get your something special.
Re: How is a raven like a writing desk(and other such riddles)?
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 4:25 am
by ThingerDudes
are you saying that ASDF is incapable of answering these questions?
Re: How is a raven like a writing desk(and other such riddles)?
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 4:35 am
by assdef
- How is a Raven like a Writing Desk? Poe wrote on both.
- Which was first, the chicken or the egg? Egg.
- How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Let's ask Mr. Owl. One, two three. Three.
- Does your chewing gum lose its' flavor on the bedpost overnight? No.
Re: How is a raven like a writing desk(and other such riddles)?
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 10:00 am
by keja
1. A raven is nothing like a writing desk at all you stupid boy!
2. That's not even a riddle...
3. That's even less of a riddle.
4. No, my chewing gum goes in the bin when I'm finished with it.
Re: How is a raven like a writing desk(and other such riddles)?
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 6:24 pm
by Ml08180
assdef wrote:- How is a Raven like a Writing Desk?
Poe wrote on both.
- Which was first, the chicken or the egg?
Egg.
- How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Let's ask Mr. Owl. One, two three. Three.
- Does your chewing gum lose its' flavor on the bedpost overnight?
No.
Congratulations, you win the riddle competition
As a reward, I'll PM you some awesome Artwork for your signature
Re: ML08180's Riddle Thread!
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 11:18 pm
by keja
How did Poe write on a Raven? What kind of pen works on feathers?
Re: ML08180's Riddle Thread!
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 11:25 pm
by ThingerDudes
maybe he was riding a raven while writing.
Re: ML08180's Riddle Thread!
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 11:40 pm
by Sora
How many Cockroaches does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's impossible, they can't lift one up.
How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
1.
Who, What, When, Where, Why?
Sally went to the grocery store yesterday because she needed food.
How?
She is ASDF.
Re: ML08180's Riddle Thread!
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:07 am
by Ml08180
Sora wrote:How many Cockroaches does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's impossible, they can't lift one up.
Incorrect
How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
1.
Incorrect
Who, What, When, Where, Why?
Sally went to the grocery store yesterday because she needed food.
How?
She is ASDF.
Re: ML08180's Riddle Thread!
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:04 pm
by qwertzuiop
How many Cockroaches does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
3.14159265358979323846264338327950288... Cockroaches (I will PM you a more detailed number if you think it is neccesary
How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Unless a democrat helps them, they will never make it
Who, What, When, Where, Why?
ASDF, ASDF, Always, Everywhere, Because
How?
ASDF
Re: ML08180's Riddle Thread!
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:41 pm
by CX gamer
More like jokes than riddles...
Re: ML08180's Riddle Thread!
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:04 pm
by vraiment
qwertzuiop wrote:Who, What, When, Where, Why?
ASDF, ASDF, Always, Everywhere, Because
How?
ASDF
Those are wise answers!
Re: ML08180's Riddle Thread!
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:21 pm
by keja
Wise like an owl.