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ML08180's Riddle Thread!

Post by Ml08180 » Sat Mar 13, 2010 2:23 am

Here's Part two of the Riddles:

How many Cockroaches does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who, What, When, Where, Why?

How?
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Re: How is a raven like a writing desk(and other such riddles)?

Post by ThingerDudes » Sat Mar 13, 2010 2:27 am

I can answer those. now give me my something special.
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Re: How is a raven like a writing desk(and other such riddles)?

Post by vraiment » Sat Mar 13, 2010 2:28 am

Why the paper-guys sell paper?
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Re: How is a raven like a writing desk(and other such riddles)?

Post by Ml08180 » Sat Mar 13, 2010 2:29 am

are you guys gonna awnser :x
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Post by ThingerDudes » Sat Mar 13, 2010 2:30 am

you never said I had to. now where is my something special?
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Re: How is a raven like a writing desk(and other such riddles)?

Post by Ml08180 » Sat Mar 13, 2010 2:43 am

You misread, read it.

PS, you may have read it right before I corrected my error.
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Re: How is a raven like a writing desk(and other such riddles)?

Post by ThingerDudes » Sat Mar 13, 2010 2:52 am

here's the answer to all those questions:
ASDF
now I want my something special :x
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Re: How is a raven like a writing desk(and other such riddles)?

Post by Ml08180 » Sat Mar 13, 2010 3:01 am

That is the awnser to many questions, but not these, post the answers to them and you'll get your something special.
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Post by ThingerDudes » Sat Mar 13, 2010 4:25 am

are you saying that ASDF is incapable of answering these questions?
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Re: How is a raven like a writing desk(and other such riddles)?

Post by assdef » Sat Mar 13, 2010 4:35 am

  • How is a Raven like a Writing Desk? Poe wrote on both.
  • Which was first, the chicken or the egg? Egg.
  • How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Let's ask Mr. Owl. One, two three. Three.
  • Does your chewing gum lose its' flavor on the bedpost overnight? No.
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Re: How is a raven like a writing desk(and other such riddles)?

Post by keja » Sat Mar 13, 2010 10:00 am

1. A raven is nothing like a writing desk at all you stupid boy!
2. That's not even a riddle...
3. That's even less of a riddle.
4. No, my chewing gum goes in the bin when I'm finished with it.
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Re: How is a raven like a writing desk(and other such riddles)?

Post by Ml08180 » Sat Mar 13, 2010 6:24 pm

assdef wrote:
  • How is a Raven like a Writing Desk?
    Poe wrote on both.
  • Which was first, the chicken or the egg?
    Egg.
  • How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
    Let's ask Mr. Owl. One, two three. Three.
  • Does your chewing gum lose its' flavor on the bedpost overnight?
    No.
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Re: ML08180's Riddle Thread!

Post by keja » Sat Mar 13, 2010 11:18 pm

How did Poe write on a Raven? What kind of pen works on feathers?
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Re: ML08180's Riddle Thread!

Post by ThingerDudes » Sat Mar 13, 2010 11:25 pm

maybe he was riding a raven while writing.
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Re: ML08180's Riddle Thread!

Post by Sora » Sat Mar 13, 2010 11:40 pm

How many Cockroaches does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's impossible, they can't lift one up.


How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
1.


Who, What, When, Where, Why?
Sally went to the grocery store yesterday because she needed food.


How?
She is ASDF.
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Re: ML08180's Riddle Thread!

Post by Ml08180 » Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:07 am

Sora wrote:How many Cockroaches does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's impossible, they can't lift one up.

Incorrect

How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
1.

Incorrect

Who, What, When, Where, Why?
Sally went to the grocery store yesterday because she needed food.


How?
She is ASDF.
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Re: ML08180's Riddle Thread!

Post by qwertzuiop » Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:04 pm

How many Cockroaches does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
3.14159265358979323846264338327950288... Cockroaches (I will PM you a more detailed number if you think it is neccesary

How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Unless a democrat helps them, they will never make it

Who, What, When, Where, Why?
ASDF, ASDF, Always, Everywhere, Because

How?
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Post by CX gamer » Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:41 pm

More like jokes than riddles... :)
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Re: ML08180's Riddle Thread!

Post by vraiment » Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:04 pm

qwertzuiop wrote:Who, What, When, Where, Why?
ASDF, ASDF, Always, Everywhere, Because

How?
ASDF
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Re: ML08180's Riddle Thread!

Post by keja » Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:21 pm

Wise like an owl.
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