Introducing Today's Barista...

[assdef]

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[Sora]

Is he a sqonkey?

[keja]

No, that's Ackbar you Ignorant child!

[CX gamer]

Looks like star wars...

[vraiment]

I've already posted that image

[keja]

Good work soldier!

[CX gamer]

But I still don't get it...

[keja]

Then watch Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi.

[CX gamer]

Bah no thanks...

[assdef]

Dear CX gamer,

To understand the greater context to this image you'll want to enjoy the movie Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, the final film in the series, paying particular attention to how the leader of the Rebel Fleet is a giant fish, and he employs all of his giant fish friends as advisors, but you never see any giant fish do anything else in any of the other movies. Which makes Ackbar kind of the "George Bush" of the Rebel Alliance, in addition to being a wicked good barista. Hmph. Nepotism.

Anyway, to explain the rest of the joke, Admiral "Obvious" Ackbar also proclaims to the world when realizing (after everyone else already has) that, "It's a trap!" (referring to the Rebel Fleet's attack attempt on the Empire). This being arguably his most famous line from the movie. The play on words here should now be evident.

I would also wish to offer public apologies to vraiment for repeating his posting of the image, as I did not realize that it had been posted previously, although that seems obvious now. You see, vraiment's user icon is a wonderfully witty representation of Ackbar in a Spanish hat-dance hat, and so I thought people would derive a similar amusement from seeing Ackbar depicted as a barista, which is why I created the post. It was never my intent to create confusion around such Ackbarian mysteries, and I apologize for doing so. But hopefully now I have cleared up this matter.

Your very humble servant,
assdef

[CX gamer]

It's okay...
Just don't do it again...

[assdef]

Instead I should concern myself with more important things. Like ASDF.

[CX gamer]

*Pats assdef*...
That sounded wrong...

[assdef]

But how can something that is wrong feel oh-so good?

Wait. Eww.

[vraiment]

I would also wish to offer public apologies to vraiment for repeating his posting of the image, as I did not realize that it had been posted previously, although that seems obvious now. You see, vraiment's user icon is a wonderfully witty representation of Ackbar in a Spanish hat-dance hat, and so I thought people would derive a similar amusement from seeing Ackbar depicted as a barista, which is why I created the post. It was never my intent to create confusion around such Ackbarian mysteries, and I apologize for doing so. But hopefully now I have cleared up this matter.

Don't worry, I have no problem with that, except that is a mexican hat! not a spanish hat-dance

[assdef]

You're right, sorry! Apologies if I offended any Spanish people.

[keja]

There isn't much dofference between Mexico and Spain anyway.

[CX gamer]

That's the most ignorant thing of the day!...

[keja]

No it isn't!

[ThingerDudes]

Then watch Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi.