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Id rather get all of them at once...

10-year old Tod Head was interviewed yesterday. I asked him, "Tod, why do you play chess?" (he's very good.) "For the fun of chess? For the trophies?" (he also seemed very enhusiastic about trophies. He answered, despite my predictions: "For the babes, the trophies, and the money."
he's 10 years old. lol.

I can solve a rubik's cube...

I just peel all the stickers off the Rubik's Cube and put them where they look like they go because I'm retarded.

ill make a vid of me soleving one mabey.... show ya how its done?

7 steps.

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I walked 7 steps, but my cube is still solved...

Blargen wrote:I can solve a rubik's cube...

How quick?

Faster than a horse.

I can solve a Rubik's Cube in under two minutes.

DOES ML08180 HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? (how did we get to Rubik's cubes)
well that's cool Blargen and DS.

asdfkumquat wrote:DOES ML08180 HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? (how did we get to Rubik's cubes)
well that's cool Blargen and DS.

Do YOU have a girlfriend?

No, I am a girl... And straight...

Still, I won.

?? How??
I always win. I was born on my grandma's birthday, and I think Pinback is one of the best things the earth has made, besides asdf. Okay here's my list.

The Best Things the Earth Has Made
1. ASDF
2. Space, time, order, chaos, existence, form, light, movement, change, darkness, force, thought, soul, life, death, emotion (Universal Powers)
3. Pinback, Coldplay, Shinedown, Echo & the Bunnymen, Snow Patrol, The Beatles
4. Communication/means of communication
5. Advanced Japanese & American technology
6. Friendship & enemyship.
7. Seacraft.
8. Plague.
9. Pain.
10. Memory & forgetfulness.

At the bottom of my list is jkl;

Earth didn't make half the stuff on nr 2. Actually Earth didn't make any of these, but I take it you are referring to humans...

Oops. That's supposed to be "Best things Ever Made"
Universal powers have always been there, except when ASDF was the first one. Yep. ASDF is the best thing ever made.
Who made ASDF, if ASDF makes everything?

asdfkumquat wrote:?? How??
I always win. I was born on my grandma's birthday, and I think Pinback is one of the best things the earth has made, besides asdf. Okay here's my list.

The Best Things the Earth Has Made
1. ASDF
2. Space, time, order, chaos, existence, form, light, movement, change, darkness, force, thought, soul, life, death, emotion (Universal Powers)
3. Pinback, Coldplay, Shinedown, Echo & the Bunnymen, Snow Patrol, The Beatles
4. Communication/means of communication
5. Advanced Japanese & American technology
6. Friendship & enemyship.
7. Seacraft.
8. Plague.
9. Pain.
10. Memory & forgetfulness.

At the bottom of my list is jkl;

This list tells me a lot about you. How could you like Pinback if you cannot understand what they're saying, or you've no memory of them, or if there is no relationship between you and them, or if there's no technology for them even to perform. You have to think about this things, Ms. Kum.

Something had to make ASDF. Was it the last piece of the puzzle? Reference: Archivez. I will not explain. And all those things you mentioned are already made, so it doesn't matter. I enjoy Pinback because I don't think it matters what people say in songs, just if it sounds good. I know you'll be going into all that "a song has to have a meaning" stuff. But I have looked up multiple songs' lyrics and I know they have meaning. Very deep meaning. Nevertheless, memory has to be balances with forgetfulness, all the universal powers, too, and friendship with enemy. Some things are balanced in other ways. Reference: My desk. Do you have relationships with people you admire? Those who are so far up there that you would be considered the lowest class by them? A relationship can be as simple as someone looking up to others and wishing them the best.
Eh. You are so vain you probably don't appreciate or recognize those superior to you. I'll leave you in your little world of "DS is the best". It's just going to collapse around you when you finally realize that you're nothing but a pawn sitting on the immense board of life's game.
Look out, DS. It's your turn on the front lines.