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I think a homeless is like a bum except sober.

Except in England where a bum is a butt.

Does that mean in England they put bummer on their crumpets?

So they put their... ooohhhh okay hahahahaha...
nevermind...

bum isn't like a explosion? .-. like *boom*?

assdef wrote:I think a homeless is like a bum except sober.

Except in England where a bum is a butt.

Both are true, but where I am from bum is still a funny way of saying butt.

I think it's because homeless people are known to sit on their asses all day and do nothing.

Here we call them tramps.

Here we call them "f**k you"

vraiment wrote:Here we call them "f**k you"

lmao

I call them Hobos. I have friend who wanted to be a hobo.

What nice friends you have

I also have a freind who tried being a pimp once. It went okay until he realized he didn't have any hos

He could borrow one of mine if he needs to

I'd like to be a hobo.

As I set down these notes on paper, I am upset by the thought that I may be the last living man on Earth.

Someday I will sail again
to a distant shore far away...

We have the nicest word of all: penner

On my way to the local fast food establishment today I was approached by this fellow from the caribbean. He shook my hand and said some grubley words I couldn't understand. I thought he might have been giving me the Judas-kiss to some Jamaican muggers or something because he walked off down a darkish alley.

Of course I panicked and forgot the fool-proof deffence of shouting "I don't like Cricket! Oh no! I love it!".

Once, a strange man approached my dad and I. H asked us for money because he apparently couldn't buy his milk (although to me it sounded more like he said "medicine"). He had a gild tooth. So I told him, "Why don't you sell your gold tooth?!" he looked sad and kept following us. My dad ignored him.

I'll trade my sister, anyone got an old copy of Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage?

I'm pretty sure no one wants your sister...

Can she cook and clean?

Of course, that's all girls are appreciated for