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a distracting ad at a bus stop...

Oh that's fine.

If it was in a situation where you were actually handling a bra, you would have been doing it wrong.

mhmm...

You'll learn these things when you grow older...

i've already had sex ed.

o:

Knowing where to stick it isn't everything...

you really want to know everything we learned?

I already do.

i'll give you a link if you really want it...

No thanks. It'll be smouch.net/lol and I've never went there and I never will.

it'll be a google doc i uploaded myself for asdf

No thankee

let's see what the other members have to say then.

uh oh

I already know.

I also know that a swift punch is the most effective form of abortion but you can't get pregnant if it's your first time anyway... Also, they poke a hole in every 56th condom in the Trojan factory and butter works as the best cheap lubricant. It's best to soften it up in the microwave first though.

sources, please?

The manual you get after you earn your consentual diploma. We've all got them in Europe. Even kids your age in Italy.

Sex Ed was booooooooring... Pulling a condom over some bananas xD

Bananas?

We had plastic models 8 inches long designed speciffically to make 14 year olds think they're ridiculously small.