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Why would you tape your shirt?

asdfkumquat wrote:Yup. I exist. And so does the duct tape on my shirt.

Why would you duct your tap

It was on my sleeve... Our theme at school is glow-in-the-dark, and I forgot to wear black. I was the only one wearing bright green plaid. So I stole borrowed some tape from my friend and put it on my sleeve and all over my green shoe. (I only did the shoe thing 'cause Dodge did it lol)

asdfkumquat wrote:It was on my sleeve... Our theme at school is glow-in-the-dark, and I forgot to wear black. I was the only one wearing bright green plaid. So I stole borrowed some tape from my friend and put it on my sleeve and all over my green shoe. (I only did the shoe thing 'cause Dodge did it lol)

Heh.

What? I like bright green plaid

asdfkumquat wrote:So what, if Jammie likes eccentric hats?

Squat, I think you should stop putting orange peels on your jam-jar.

I don't even like oranges, much less jam jars. I keep three pet birds, one of which you wanted to lick, so I think I just owned you.

No-one can own me. Unless they pay a reasonable price. €500,000 min.

$0.82 cents change from Taco Bell will do it.

asdfkumquat wrote:$0.82 cents change from Taco Bell will do it.

Hmm, let me think about that.

*glances at reciept*

Robert D Lee gave it to me! How about it?

How the f do you have almost 2000 posts after less than a month?

When I started I think I had something like a 100 posts/day... It didn't last too long though...

I'd have a lot more posts per day if I had started posting the day I joined. I waited a few weeks though...

I post.

lil timmy wrote:How the f do you have almost 2000 posts after less than a month?

'Cause I have a mobile device... now if you'll excuse me, I'll be moving on to the next rank.

Ml08180 wrote:I'd have a lot more posts per day if I had started posting the day I joined. I waited a few weeks though...

I wish I'd joined asdf the day I knew about it. I think I waited a year because I didn't know what a forum was

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:I post.

no you don't.

But he did! Right there!

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:I post.

ThingerDudes wrote:

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:I post.

no you don't.

are you implicitly implying that I pre?

uh-oh, I smell trouble