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keja wrote:I cooked the skin on the tip of my finger with an in-car cigarette lighter today. It didn't hurt at all when I touched it, but smoked when I made contact.

Did you lick it to see how it tastes?

It prob. smelled like a cigarette

keja wrote:Pfft, that's only about £800,000

Pounds are such prehistoric money. Everyone is using to new modern Euro in Europe but no, the UK decided to stick with their Neolithic currency. Even using Kings and Queens are old, people stopped doing it ages ago.

DownSpaghetti wrote:Yes, 100% sure you'll live. Did I mention the €1,000,000 payment?

How much is that in American $$$?

asdfkumquat wrote:

DownSpaghetti wrote:Yes, 100% sure you'll live. Did I mention the €1,000,000 payment?

How much is that in American $$$?

Enough.

I'll do it. Any second now...

DownSpaghetti wrote:

keja wrote:Pfft, that's only about £800,000

Pounds are such prehistoric money. Everyone is using to new modern Euro in Europe but no, the UK decided to stick with their Neolithic currency. Even using Kings and Queens are old, people stopped doing it ages ago.

Do you mean after we invaded your country and replaced your Royal Family with ours? And why would we replace our currency with a weaker currency? That's the opposite of what the Euro was created for.

He's just an ignorant little Irishman, everyone should really know that there are many countries in Europe who don't use Euros, even ones in the EU.

Sunglassesman wrote:

DownSpaghetti wrote:

keja wrote:Pfft, that's only about £800,000

Pounds are such prehistoric money. Everyone is using to new modern Euro in Europe but no, the UK decided to stick with their Neolithic currency. Even using Kings and Queens are old, people stopped doing it ages ago.

Do you mean after we invaded your country and replaced your Royal Family with ours? And why would we replace our currency with a weaker currency? That's the opposite of what the Euro was created for.

Well I think you'll find the Republic of Ireland is an independent country. The idea of the Euro was to unite the people of Europe and make it easier to travel. We are aiming for a more international world, and in a few many years everyone will be using the same currency.

Why don't we all stop talking about countries? (I know I started it, but I had to finish it)
Anyway, I lied. I actually live in Kejaria, which is a different planet to Earth. Keja doesn't seem to be telling me any information on it, though.

I live here => http://forums.asdf.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=11284

I live in your imagination.

I don't imagine you because you are real but... If you say so.

asdfkumquat wrote: I don't imagine you because you are real but... If you say so.

How do you know I am real? I am a figment of lies ...

i don't believe you.

this means you don't exist.

unless i don't exist either..

I think you all exist. Otherwise I would feel like I was wasting my time. I know when I'm doing that and it's not a very good experience. I'd like to do as much as possible before Dec. 21, 2012.

asdfkumquat wrote:I think you all exist. Otherwise I would feel like I was wasting my time. I know when I'm doing that and it's not a very good experience. I'd like to do as much as possible before Dec. 21, 2012.

How do you know it's gonna be the last day? It could be the first day.

You know, I was just thinking, what if everything was a figment of your imagination? It could be true. I could be hallucinating about life itself. You could all exist in my brain.

If you're real too, you can trust I exist. I tell the truth.

asdfkumquat wrote:If you're real too, you can trust I exist. I tell the truth.

Poke yourself to be sure.

Yup. I exist. And so does the duct tape on my shirt.

How do you know?