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I love Mythbusters.

I did a Mythbusters-based science project. I dropped buttered toast on the floor. 80% of the toasts landed on their buttered side. I told a kid I'd pay him $10 to lick the butter off the floor - unfortunately, my mum wouldn't allow it. he would've done it! I told him to do it at his house and he called his parents. They said he could do it but they didn't have any butter xD

You really are a cruel cruel person.

Instead of giving him something, you should make a bet, so if he wouldn't do it, he would pay you...

DownSpaghetti wrote:You really are a cruel cruel person.

no I'm not, he wanted to do it.

CX gamer wrote:Instead of giving him something, you should make a bet, so if he wouldn't do it, he would pay you...

good idea! I would've never thought of that...

asdfkumquat wrote:

DownSpaghetti wrote:You really are a cruel cruel person.

no I'm not, he wanted to do it.

CX gamer wrote:Instead of giving him something, you should make a bet, so if he wouldn't do it, he would pay you...

good idea! I would've never thought of that...

You are still a cruel cruel person.

It wasn't that cruel. I could've used my uppercut move that I'm famous for.

Hooaaaah!

Reminds me of the Chinese word for fire. It sounds more like jaow hwaw. I love saying that.

asdfkumquat wrote:Reminds me of the Chinese word for fire. It sounds more like jaow hwaw. I love saying that.

I wonder what fire feels like?


Squat, could you be a doll and try out an experiment for me?

Yessir! What do you need?

asdfkumquat wrote:Yessir! What do you need?

A willing person to jump into a fire. Large stakes optional.

Sounds good. Can I bring my iPod?

asdfkumquat wrote:Sounds good. Can I bring my iPod?

Of course. bring all Pinback related stuff too.

I will bring a fire-resistant mysterious looking briefcase for my iPod and my Pinback stuff so it won't be damaged in the fire, if that's what you'd hoped for. When do I jump?

asdfkumquat wrote:I will bring a fire-resistant mysterious looking briefcase for my iPod and my Pinback stuff so it won't be damaged in the fire, if that's what you'd hoped for. When do I jump?

Whenever you want to. If you're a little frightened, I'm always happy to give you a little push. If you're not frightened, I'll still give you a little push, and there's nothing you can do about it.

I'm a little frightened, for I may lose my life in the process of this experiment. Do I get paid? Is there any chance of me living through it?

I cooked the skin on the tip of my finger with an in-car cigarette lighter today. It didn't hurt at all when I touched it, but smoked when I made contact.

asdfkumquat wrote:I'm a little frightened, for I may lose my life in the process of this experiment. Do I get paid? Is there any chance of me living through it?

Yes, 100% sure you'll live. Did I mention the €1,000,000 payment?

Pfft, that's only about £800,000