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asdfkumquat wrote:In the U.S., it's all about money, time, and Barack Obama. In Europe, it's about epic battles, war cries, TV watching, sympathy, and so much more...
In other words (even though I am American) Europe is better. Not boring.
Three-Star Republic is the best. I don't even know whether it still exists or not.

First off, wtf is three-star republic.

Second, never said Europe is boring, I just think the people there are a bit odd.

Third, I'm pretty sure we watch way more television than Europeans and and our war cries are much more epic.

you say that 'cause you haven't heard mexican war cries

okay then lil timmy, have your own opinion.
now, the Three-Star Republic is a planet. I used to live there, I fought in the 155,607 war with my dad that I thought was dead of the plague that no one knew of because there were no symptoms... anyway, it is a land of fire (the continent Ankuren); ice (continent Anarr); forest, grassland, mountains, etc (Arbia - with countries Adath, Kentar, Koriz, Indorec, Trasz, Larador, Thunder Islands); a ton of stuff... I could go on forever. I was killed because Hiwiki's uncle knew I did something really, really unforgivable, and he was all patriotic & stuff, so he got rid of me by hijacking my ship, setting it on autopilot to another random planet, then he tied me up and put me inside, and when I was entering Earth's atmosphere when I had barely woken up, it imploded under pressure and I died, now I am reincarnated into a human's body, but my mind is slowly coming back and my soul is the same, but I have absolutely no life energy inside of me. none. 0. zip. nada. I have so many stories about my life. I could write forever. really.

I like cookies.

cOoKiE tImEh!

I went to the Elm Street Bakery today and had a cannoli.

Mmmm. Cannoli.

NAAAHHH WTF is that

Something Italians like to eat.

cannoli is +
ravioli is ++
torteloni is +++
farfalle is +++
spaghetti is ++
tagliatelle is +++
pizza is +++

I believe it's tortellini

It probably is

I really like tortellini.

they are delightful when filled with cheese.

What isn't?

jkl;

But it does not count because it is anti-matter, so you can't fill it with cheese anyway.

I couldn't, but ASDF could. although it still wouldn't be delightful.

Indeed...
I think Rob Crow would be able to fit quite an amount of cheese in him. Yum.

I expected that. Do you guys even know what he looks like? Here, I'll get an image.

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that doesn't seem to work. Neither does google images.
*swears like a sailor*