Dragon Bones

[DragonBoneHunter]

Crazy Synchronicity. No idea why I'm here, but I suspect this was supposed to happen. I was trying to fix a windows 11 error I was getting (brand new laptop with windows 11) that says 'service cannot accept control messages...' or something like that. I typed 'how to fix...' into google and one of the sites said that going into microsoft edge and clicking on manage passwords in settings and then clicking on one of your passwords will fix the issue. Typing this out now, I realize that I prolly fell for a phishing trick. Having said that, I don't use microsoft edge because I don't eat corn the long way... I have zero saved passwords in edge, so I made one for a fake website, i randomly typed asdf then added .com, made a random password, and hit save password. It didn't fix the issue haha, but it did make me curious if their actually was a asdf.com website. Turns out its you guys. After reading some of your latest comments/threads I think we'd vibe well.

I'm currently on a quest to find the likely real bones of a 120ft long, perfectly preserved, winged dragon located in Utah after I came across a newspaper article from 1894 here: https://nebnewspapers.unl.edu/lccn/sn99 ... IC+REPTILE

The article mentions the smithsonian coming out to check out the bones. I contacted the smithsonian to see if there is any truth to it. https://youtu.be/_MhN-3zk1kQ I apologize for the cursing, normally I'd edit it out but for some reason it felt right to leave it in. The smithsonian has be acting very odd since I recorded that audio to the video, still no response, even after asking them again they haven't responded. They were super friendly and helpful when I thought the location was Omaha, but when I realized the article is actually referencing Utah, the smithsonian people have been radio silent, not a single peep from any of them despite emailing them all again and I used an email tracker so I know that they have read the email but no response. So I'm going to Utah myself to find the dragon bones in order to make the worlds strongest magical/wizards staff. Been live streaming everytime I hit a new location(unfortunately Portsmouth Ohio hotels have horrible wifi so live stream from today got scrapped).

Cool Forum!

Also I apologize to the mod that has to approve my comments on serious channel, I didn't realize the comment needed to be approved and so I submitted twice. My b sry.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Hello and welcome!
(The approval thing is because of the URLs in the post. It's just to weed out spambots.)

Not sure if you're going to be a good wizard or a bad wizard, so I'm going to have to reserve judgement about the dragon bones for now.

[Naddarobo]

Well welcome to asdf DragonBoneHunter! This is the place where the political compass is 0-dimensional, and jkl; is evil

Crazy Synchronicity. No idea why I'm here, but I suspect this was supposed to happen. I was trying to fix a windows 11 error I was getting (brand new laptop with windows 11) that says 'service cannot accept control messages...' or something like that. I typed 'how to fix...' into google and one of the sites said that going into microsoft edge and clicking on manage passwords in settings and then clicking on one of your passwords will fix the issue. Typing this out now, I realize that I prolly fell for a phishing trick. Having said that, I don't use microsoft edge because I don't eat corn the long way... I have zero saved passwords in edge, so I made one for a fake website, i randomly typed asdf then added .com, made a random password, and hit save password. It didn't fix the issue haha, but it did make me curious if their actually was a asdf.com website. Turns out its you guys. After reading some of your latest comments/threads I think we'd vibe well.

Yeah, that happens a lot. from what I've seen this is the (3rd? 2nd?) time that someone discovered asdf that exact way. who knows, maybe all of us found asdf this way.

I'm currently on a quest to find the likely real bones of a 120ft long, perfectly preserved, winged dragon located in Utah after I came across a newspaper article from 1894 here:

Just try looking where it is, DUH!

Not sure if you're going to be a good wizard or a bad wizard, so I'm going to have to reserve judgement about the dragon bones for now.

No offense, but dragon bones seem like an evil wizard thing

[Ml08180]

I'm currently on a quest to find the likely real bones of a 120ft long, perfectly preserved, winged dragon located in Utah after I came across a newspaper article from 1894 here: https://nebnewspapers.unl.edu/lccn/sn99 ... IC+REPTILE

This is so deeply unhinged. I sincerely hope you succeed. You would love The Locked Tomb series.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

The Locked Tomb series.

But cows watch sunsets, man!

Great series. Not without its flaws, but there is a lot to love, and it's a wild ride for sure.
Do you also love soup?

[Ml08180]

I've been known to enjoy a good bone broth from time to time. I wonder what dragon bones would do to a soup

[Evai]

I recommend sacrificing dragon bones at the chaos altar for 4x exp

[Froggychum]

I recommend sacrificing dragon bones at the chaos altar for 4x exp

haha

wait somethings odd...

sacrificing dragon bones at the chaos altar

hm...

dragon bones chaos altar

huh?

dragon chaos

Oh SHIT

Guys, we need to r-

chaos dragon

ohfuckheshere

RUN!!!

THE CHAOS DRAGON HAS AWOKEN!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[Evai]

You know, I discovered a groundbreaking technique for leveling up quickly in the game. All you have to do is catch a bunch of frogs and kiss them. Instant XP boost! Trust me, it works!

haha

wait somethings odd...

frog kissing XP boost

Wait a minute...

frog XP boost

Hmm...

frog

Uh-oh!

froggychums is Jordan Peterson?!

Oh no, this can't be happening!

THE FROG KISSING METHOD HAS BEEN REVEALED!!!

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Runs away in panic

[atomtengeralattjaro]

wait let me get this straight, what just happened was:

evai is jordan b peterson

no u

[Evai]

Uno reversal card applied

[Ml08180]

House rules, next person pick up 4

[atomtengeralattjaro]

ow crap
now what am I gonna do with these 4 pickup trucks?!

[Evai]

Wrong forum section, Ml08180, you are under arrest

[Froggychum]

ow crap
now what am I gonna do with these 4 pickup trucks?!

shovel that crap to the landfill
then stack the pickup trucks into a car sandwich

Wrong forum section, Ml08180, you are under arrest

Careful Evai, Ml08180 knows jiu-jitsu