Who loves ASDF?

[Froggychum]

Perhaps ASDF loved him too much, and took him away to The Great ASDF IN The Sky.

[Ml08180]

Contrary to popular belief, asdf has a greater density than nitrogen gas which results in what many refer to as "falling rapidly" when airborne

[atomtengeralattjaro]

meh, acceleration due to adherence to spacetime curvatures is overrated

[Ivokyuftaf6666]

Are the previous post and the one before it meant to be in the literal sense, or in a metaphorical sense?

(Thank you in advance for answering.)

[atomtengeralattjaro]

I think they are not meant in any sense. This is known as the phenomenon of "fooling around".

[Froggychum]

Unfortunately, that phrase does not show up in my database.

I will be requiring a 300-page official report on the purpose of the pointless actions that have taken place place between the hours of 1706 post-meridian time of the previous day and 1327 post-meridian time of the day of the publishing of this announcement.

If insufficient reasoning is supplied for the recent actions taken on this forums of intellectual discussion, I will be forced by my contract to resort to such punitive measures as "crying about it like a baby" and/or "pissing and shitting my diaper". Be wary, if I am forced to take these actions, that will result in a severance of diplomatic ties between myself and the party known as "The ASDF Forums", the dire and irrevocable consequences of which I doubt I have to extrapolate on.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

pls don't sever diplomatic ties, those were very expensive ties and they only go with diplomatic suits of certain colors.

[Froggychum]

Your pleas have warmed my cold, black, metal heart... Dammit.

Now I'm gonna overheat and go supernova, thanks a lot !