Let this thread die!

[atomtengeralattjaro]

yesterday

those were the times!

[Froggychum]

august 14, a memorable day when atomtengeralattjaro, a wonderful historic legend posted something pretty meta which at the time was a popular form of an outdated social interaction called Humor...

hey guys does anyone else feel like time's a bit unusually unstable lately.... wait wha---

[Userlvg]

hey guys does anyone else feel like time's a bit unusually unstable lately.... wait wha---

time jumps!

This brings up a story. A long time ago as a child I would go to garage sales in my neighborhood. Once I bought a pair of big binoculars and they sat in storage for years maybe about 25 years or so. Until now! And looking at the woodchuck in my backyard today was amazing! I could see his little paws grab the grass as he munched on it and also kept a eye on me. I could see the detail in his coat and then felt curious how woodchucks even make coats! Just kidding about the over coat but meaning a regular furry coat of which is the woodchuck. When I was young I could remember thinking I had to wear my glasses while looking through binoculars, silly to think of now.

[Froggychum]

bingo. time jump themed post

also binoculars seem quite random but that's the ASDFian spirit lmao

[Suntro]

I swear I once saw a chipmunk wearing a restaurant milk cup on its head like a hat. I'm convinced this happened but I wasn't able to get a photo.

[Froggychum]

FaKe MemEmoRIES ImPLanteEd ByThE gAOVeRMENT!111!1
BusHS dId 911..TEllLYour FrriRiends

[ThingerDudes]

I swear I once saw a chipmunk wearing a restaurant milk cup on its head like a hat. I'm convinced this happened but I wasn't able to get a photo.

I believe you because that's more fun than it not happening
here's a photo to show your friends

[atomtengeralattjaro]

cupmunk masterpiece

[Froggychum]

if you typo'd you would've said cumpunk which seems slightly illegal

[Userlvg]

Once the chipmunks get into the milk supply they might start to make their own milk products! Soon we'll be seeing acorn flavored milk and peanut butter delicious milk! I know peanut butter can be melted and mixed into all sorts of foods and drinks but chipmunks might be good at marketing, their also super cute! The whole industry is going to change!

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Awesome prediction.
I, for one, welcome our new chipmunk food business overlords.

(But then clearly some of them would grow weary of the capitalist venture and turn away from all earthly possessions, becoming chipmonks.)

[Froggychum]

but, an evil necromancer will beguile a group of them into a position under his dark wing, they become his thralls. They call themselves the Chip-Punks because they dress like satanists and sacrifice their kids like em too.

[Userlvg]

The chip-monks are also trained in martial arts of the forest, their quest will lead them to the wise snail who will tell them how to save their friends from the evil necromancer.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Ooh, the ASDF Cinematic Universe is really taking shape! I like the wise snail.

[TheDudeManJohn]

sup, nice to see im still on here.....been over 10 years since i joined this site......come a lonnngggggg way.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

oh hey, welcome back. I hope you're doing good.

[Shai'tan]

Welcome back

[Kellizaber]

Welcome back! Also, I am back. It's been a long time I have missed a LOT but I'm glad I came back in time to witness the cupmunk!

[assdef]

sup, nice to see im still on here.....been over 10 years since i joined this site......come a lonnngggggg way.

WHO ARE YOU? AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH AQUATEEN????

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Welcome back! Also, I am back. It's been a long time I have missed a LOT but I'm glad I came back in time to witness the cupmunk!

Hi there K!
You didn't miss that much, things are kinda going in slow motion around here these days (and by days I mean months).

sup, nice to see im still on here.....been over 10 years since i joined this site......come a lonnngggggg way.

WHO ARE YOU? AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH AQUATEEN????

He clearly killed him and consumed his essence, duh.