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Re: *CUAK*

Post by Shai'tan » Sun Apr 14, 2019 1:13 pm

That's not Earth, that's Kerbin!
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sun Apr 14, 2019 3:20 pm

Indeed. I don't even know how you'd get your sides to Kerbin.
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Re: *CUAK*

Post by ThingerDudes » Sun Apr 14, 2019 8:14 pm

fedex maybe
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sun Apr 14, 2019 9:15 pm

well if they can't find Kerbin, they can just leave the sides under the doormat I guess
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Re: *CUAK*

Post by vraiment » Mon Apr 15, 2019 2:30 am

what's a kerbin? also, I wanna retrieve my sides
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Mon Apr 15, 2019 8:31 am

It's the planet from Kerbal Space Program (the best Mexican made computer game).
fedex can probably get your sides back to you
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Re: *CUAK*

Post by vraiment » Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:52 am

is a shame that's the only one that is kinda important

I need a guide number to so fedex can deliver them to me :cry2:
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Re: *CUAK*

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Apr 19, 2019 7:00 am

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Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:52 am
I need a guide number
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Post by vraiment » Fri Apr 19, 2019 8:59 am

where it will guide me?
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Post by Anonymously Famous » Thu May 02, 2019 6:46 pm

Only one way to find out!
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Re: *CUAK*

Post by vraiment » Fri May 03, 2019 9:00 am

*follows the 7*

there was a pot of gold at the end of the path
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri May 03, 2019 2:13 pm

Oh, damn, I forgot I left that there.
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Post by vraiment » Sat May 04, 2019 2:42 am

now is mine, what are you willing to pay to get it back?
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sat May 04, 2019 12:53 pm

Two pots of mercury-194, which, in 444 years, are going to decay into two pots of gold*.



*gold-194 that is, which will last only 38 hours but I'm sure that's enough to find a buyer.
Maybe I shouldn't do this because this then decays to two pots of stable platinum, which at current prices would be worth a bit more than a pot of gold... damn, I didn't think this through.
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Post by vraiment » Sat May 11, 2019 7:51 am

so now I'm going to be rich? :D
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sat May 11, 2019 6:29 pm

I guess :(
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Re: *CUAK*

Post by assdef » Wed May 15, 2019 10:18 pm

Bah. Alchemy witchcraft. :P

That actually might be a cool name for a rock band. :lightbulb:
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Post by Anonymously Famous » Mon Jun 03, 2019 3:44 pm

With or without the "Bah"?
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Jun 05, 2019 6:04 pm

"Alchemy witchcraft" would be a death metal band.
"Bah. Alchemy witchcraft" would be some kind of avant-garde metal.
"Bach Alchemy Witchcraft" would be a chamber orchestra reimagining Bach in a weird way.
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Re: *CUAK*

Post by vraiment » Fri Jun 07, 2019 6:16 am

"Batch Alchemy Witchcraft" would be in a production line step
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