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Too much if you don't have a student discount

I used to do that, but we're not allowed to have fires on campus without it being organizationally run.

Good thing I'm taking over an organization next year

I'll fight the IRS with my bare hands

It was supposed to be a security lock built into the side wall of a filing cabinet. As it turns out, if you use two paperclips to press the side pins, you can unlock the main lock pretty easily after that, particularly because the hollow metal echos when you hit the wrong pin, so it's really not ver...

Pyramids are dangerous, just look at the Mayans or the Egyptians or toddlers with blocks

I'm not entirely certain how that post ended up on this page but I'm going to assume it's because I have sixteen tabs open, five of which are this forum.

If I want to do my taxes and my boyfriend at the same time, this is America and I will god dammit.

No image is safe these days. Has science gone too far?

Kellizaber wrote:

Ml08180 wrote:

Kellizaber wrote:Are you being paid to go out? If not, it's probably a date! Woot woot, look at you go!

No but it's possible he also just wants my SolidWorks gear models

Hide them! Hide them all!

but the spice must flow!

Welcome to ASDF Forums ™ , please do not tap on the glass. If this thread ever does die though, does that mean we've reached the end of the conditional loop that holds together the universe? If someone necroposts does that mean the universe reasserts itself? Is the Infinite 20K Thread a redundancy g...

Kellizaber wrote:Are you being paid to go out? If not, it's probably a date! Woot woot, look at you go!

No but it's possible he also just wants my SolidWorks gear models

Uly wrote:

Ml08180 wrote: Today (tomorrow?) I think I have a date? Maybe? Adulting is very confusing.

Adulting or Adultery?

Por que no los dos?

#AlwaysTheHashtags

Well that brings back some memories. I had forgotten how many posts some of the old people had, like ForrestKeys. We really did post a lot back in the day... I feel as though we're returning back to that. Those of us who have been here for a significantly long time need new people to jostle the for...

Hey, that's not cool, they don't sell copies of that

I would know, I shred a few copies each week for my friend to use as guinnea pig bedding

Jesus has five letters

What else has five letters?

Illuminati if you only count the vowels

Jesus confirmed for actual illuminati #WakeUpAmerica

Well, the only thing preventing 600+ cases of identity theft is a lock that I broke open with three paper clips one time, so I guess we need hacking in case I ever run out of office supplies

I'm sure they have plenty of unsold copies lying around

Unseltzed water is a conspiracy #LizardTruth

oh my god do I pray

That's some James bond shit right there I'd like to say yes, but the problem was that they kept leaving them spread out across tables in an area where anyone could get in. When you have people's SSN's, date of birth, and a bunch of other personal info on a sheet of paper just kinda sitting out, it ...